Ixi Messi IxiIm 29 and im from NY.. I am a down to earth girl lookin to make sum new friends.. I work in retail and I am a certified Massage therapist Anything that sparks my interests.. I am big on playin videogame, especially call of duty and rockband.. Love it..
Dragons_breath22I am single and looking for someone to have a good time with. I like to go out and just have an good time. I am not currently looking for anything serious because I just got out of a 3 year relationship and to be honest I am not quite ready for another one just yet.I just moved into this town and I don't even know anyone yet, so a few friends would be awesome.
HrwatsonHampton Watson is my name. I am 23, 5 foot 8 inches, stocky, just recently graduated colleg from the University of Elizabeth City NC. I am from Connecticut, Middletown to be exact. I have a beautiful daughter who is only five months but there is no love like i have for her in this entire world. Pretty mellow for the most part, although i can get excited at times but it is always for a reason. Ambitious and looking to achieve goal after goal. Like to chill but partyin is fun as well. Looking to start off the next stage in my life right, no bull %#&@$! needed and i do not plan to give out bull %#&@$! either, only lookin for real ppl wit real interest... I also dj so if you need one of the best for a very good job contact me, 860-639-4056 or email me at hamptonwatsoniii@gmail.com football, music, djaying, mma, my daughter, my career, debating, working out...
Brookster28Can't be bothered so here are some jokes:
Monday Joke
So after landing my new job as a Bunnings greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Bunnings. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?' So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Bunnings.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
Wal-Mart joke
A husband and wife are shopping in their loc
Meganclawsoni'm pretty much amazing haha Hey everyone! my names Megan! I live in IF, I am a fun and outgoing girl! I'm all about fashion, it's basikly my life! I love to hang out with friends and family, shop, sports such as golf basketball volleyball, goin boatin and campin is fun too. haha I plan on going to school I start Aug 10th! super excited! well if you want to know more just ask! peace.
Dom_jaun_777Hey, I'm an adventurous D/D/M/ who enjoys anything and everything indoors and outdoors. I'm a horny, passionate, love making Man who is interested in the same qualities in a female /s/s D's girl... The Story of O , The Secretary, Red Dawn, Damnation Alley, Water World, Billy Jack, Vanishing Point, Mortal Combat, Sword & the Scorcerer, Merlin, Lord of the Rings, Deep Space Nine, and other adventure movies, sci-fi flicks, Blue Ray, and porn, westerns, chick flicks, and some documenteries...