SweetmomI am a mom. I have a few different jobs and enjoy everyone of them. I dont get out often and heard about this site. Just figured I would check it out I enjoy fishing, camping, swimming, star gazing. I get lost in open flames and am a hopeless romantic. I am usually pretty down to earth and laid aback but since I have had my heart recently ripped out again...plz excuse me if I get a little testy. I like most types of movies from comedy to horror.
Captain CharismaO.K, let me get straight to the point. I am a selfish prick. I get what I want when I want.
Before you roll your eyes, snap your fingers, and say: “Oh no he didn’t!†listen to what I want:
• I want a girl who knows what’s good for her. Seriously. If I ever give you that look you should apologize, be quiet, and give me what I want if you know what’s good for you.
• A girl who is a talented mime. Better yet, a mute. Women should be seen, not heard.
• Don’t use bad grammar. "U r fun I lik u lol ttyl" is not a sentence. I already read and write on a third grade level so I am good with the “big†words.
• Lastly, if you cannot tell that everything above was all a big joke then I feel sorry for you. Really. I. Am. Sorry.
That’s it for now. I’m done.
Experience has shown, and a true philosophy will always show, that a vast, perhaps the larger portion of the truth arises from
DaniI go by many names because overtime I collect them. Stacy, Danielle, Elyssa are my names so call me either. I am from South America, but have been in the States on and off for a long time now. I have completed a Bachelor's Degree here in the States and I live and work in Washington, DC now. I am single with no kids! I speak fluent English and Portuguese with intermediate levels of Spanish and French.
oOk, I have bored you now. I was referred by a friend, B. Martial Arts, Swimming, Dancing & Shopping!
CrazycSup? My name is Chris.I am married to a beautiful woman named Bethany. She is my life and I want no one but her! We live in Terre Haute indiana!!! my wife, superman, video games!!!