Riddle Me This Bitch
Fact: I am elite and you are not. Accept it. Due to the overwhelming amount of noobs and failures of society I decided to state fact. I am more elite than you and yes, I am a jerk. I smell better, look better, taste better, and spell better than you. I am elite, a step above greatness a mile ahead of par. Egotistical? No. I just have higher self esteem and your damn jealous of it. And there is nothing wrong with your jealousy. In fact, 99.8% of Americans are jealous of me (in a polling span of two).