Badass's blog: "Romantic sex"

You live fast and love excitement. And you’re totally hot.

What makes you so hot? Well, it’s your energy – you’ve got enough of it to start a bonfire (so please be careful around dry leaves). Plus, you’ve got a red-hot attitude, ready to burst into flames of awesomeness at any moment.

Extreme hotness comes with its fair share of problems. Like, your air conditioning bills go through the roof. But more than that, your red-hot attitude can lead to a boiling temper. Be sure to cool down a little bit if you feel yourself overheating. And pass some of that heat around!

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You love to get pampered, take lots of naps, and eat mashed bananas. Okay, we’re only speculating on the mashed bananas.

And really, there's nothing wrong with that stuff. You love to be comfortable and close to the people you love. That stuff's all great! Just be sure to change your diaper every once in a while.

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No doubt about it. You’re a total booze-hound.

Party Tip! Want to try mixing things up at your next party? Don’t show up! It’ll give you an air of mystery that you just can’t achieve by being there. Not into the idea? Then just wear a disguise.

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Not the sorts of kisses you want to greet your grandma with on Thanksgiving.

Kisses for you are merely a road stop on the way to grander places (and we don’t mean Shreveport, Louisiana). You kiss with enthusiasm (and tongue), and you’re not too concerned if anyone else catches you in the act. Hey, everyone loves an audience, right?

While you’ve definitely got your own style going on, don’t be afraid to slow down a little. It’ll earn you respect, and believe it or not, it makes things a whole lot more fun.

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You’re a perfect angel. (At least you say you are.)

But sometimes, even good girls get into bad situations. Like, you score the hottest guy in school, and the next thing you know, there are lewd photos of you posted all around the school. You know what we mean?

If you don’t (and good lord, we hope you don’t), you have got to check out this fall’s hottest novel, Good Girls. It’s all about a good girl – like you – whose reputation is in danger after she gets into some, uh, compromising situations with her hottie boyfriend.

Be a good girl and read more here!

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You think that family’s real important – looks like you’re gonna have your hands full with a big one. Start clipping coupons for diapers!

Eight kids sounds like too much to you? Two words: birth control. But don't be too quick to shun the idea of a giant-sized family. The more the merrier, we say.

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Hey, there’s nothing sexier than being a sex-crazed beast. Any hotties on your radar better lock their doors at night, or you’ll be on ‘em like a Rotweiller on a milkbone.

We’ll give you this: you’re direct. Others may go for romance, but you figure, what’s the point? Might as well cut out the middle man and go straight for the prize. And you’ve got a point. Knowing what you want – and getting it – is pretty darn hot. It wouldn’t be the end of the world, though, if you threw a little romance into your routine. You know, wrap yourself in a cloud of mystery. Or at least wrap yourself in a bathrobe. Yikes!

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You like your relationships on your terms, at your pace. Who could blame you?

You love romance, and you love having a boyfriend. Still, relationships can be pretty unpredictable and scary. That’s why you like to be in charge – that way, you can keep all the bad surprises to a minimum. The problem, of course, is that you’ll never be able to control everything. So try to relax a little and have some fun. The more vulnerable you are, the more you’ll be leaving yourself open to experience real love.

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Bet you already knew that, right?

There’s not really any point in explaining any more of this to you, since you probably already know what we’d say. But if you’re one of those non-believers, who’s still not even sure you have ESP, we recommend you open your mind and start exploring your new-found talent. Great places to start: phone conversations with your crush, final exam week, and, of course, “Jeopardy.”

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