Ok, I understand that Scissors can beat Paper and I get how Rock can beat Scissors but there is no way Paper can beat Rock! Paper is supposed to just magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Then why the hell cant paper do this to scissors? Infact screw scissors! Why cant paper do this to people? Why arnt sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why! It's because paper cant beat anybody! A rock would tear that shit up in about 2 seconds! When I play "Rock Paper Scissors" I always choose rock. Then when someone claims they've beaten me with there paper I punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say something like "Oh shit Im sorry I thought your paper would protect you."
