RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2007/8
If you had purchased $1000 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5 left.
And with $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would now collect $49.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
