ok heres what happened ppl. I took all day yesterday, plotting and planning and basically becoming a complete nusiance to myself. Why? I wanted to write something witty ans smart and uplifting for my friends. Ha HA.
Now, today Im wondering should I write about the only thing that I know that has a greater sense of humor than me. Fate. Or should I take this minute to tell Fubar how they literally took my little heart, caressed it and then proceded to stomp the living crap out of it, all the while laughing like one of the crazies in a horror movie. You are probably wondering where am I going with this. Seeing as how I seem to gain some perverse pleasure, by telling people of my embarrasing moments, I would like to further your ammusement with yesterday fiasco.
I woke up tired, and tired. No thats not a typo thats the only feeling I had tired. Caffine, thats what i needed, a cup of java. So i made a terrible cup of coffee, which I then congraulated myself on, by saying good for you thinking outside the box and making this molasses instead. I then sat down and told myself that today, Im writing some thing witty and light and hopefully uplifting. YYYYYYYYeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhaawwwwwwww.
Well, an hour later and twenty drafts, it occured to me this was not happening. Yet bieng the stubborn person that I am, I politely told myself "to hell it want". So forty five minutes to two hours later not sure which; I was ending my blog. Wow, people you should have seen it, it was every thing i had hoped for. Light, witty , enlightning without bieng preachy. Man this was good stuff. So Im attempting to proof read it for the tenth time, when the phone rings. The day just keeps getting better, it my favorite sister calling to tell me that she was working on a project that I had initiated and she had done all the work. Which is why shes my favorite sister.
Well after answering several pertinent questions regarding this situation. I once again resumed my quest for finishing my blog. All that was left now was to push the button submit. I proudly pushed that button. OMG, WTH, I KNOW YOU ARE SHITTING ME RIGHT! There in bold letters that will haunt me for the next year it said it all. Your session has been closed. Or something to that regard. This could not be, really stop joking ha ha Fubar, you bunch of teasers. No, really give me back my blog, good joke but i really have to be going. OK ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, GIVE MY FRIGGGIN BLOG YOU X%&^&%^& AND YOUR x&^%$$^ LIKE I GIVE A FLYING X*&^%&&%& ABOUT YOUR TIME. Whew, so now that i have gotten that off my chest. I realize, hey calmn down old man its not the end of the world, hell it probably was only funny to you anyway.
Ok, Fubar you know I love you. Hell, I take grief for you from the regulars in my chat rm who want me to spend more time there. I plan my bathroom breaks around you guys. Now with that said I'd like to make a very tiny, weee itty bitty request if you dont mind.
GIVE US BLOGGERS A FRICKING WARNING PPL. I MEAN COMR'ON CAN WE GET A COUNT DOWN. YOU KNOW , SOMETHING LIKE BOLD RED NUMBERS COUNTING BACKWARDS WITH MAYBE A SIGN SAYING "ASSHOLE YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME". I'LL EVEN SETLE FOR LIGHTS YOU KNOW GREEN, ( TAKE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD) YELLOW ( MAYBE TOMMOROW WILL BE BETTER FOR YOU) RED ( ITS NOT OUR FAULT YOU CANT SPELL, OR KEEP A THOUGHT). SOMETHING , ANYTHING MAYBE A NICE RECORDING WITH ONE OF THE LADIES WITH THE GENERIC VOICE THAT WAS JUST A WEEEEEE BIT UNDER THE STANDARdS FOR 1 900 NUMBERS. I MEAN COULDNT SHE COMEON AND SAY , UMMMMM I DONT KNOW SOMETHING SEXY BUT BLUNT AND COMPASSIONTE LIKE MAYBE " DONT WORRY HONEY IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE" WELL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. OK.
Finished screaming and ranting, somewhere in cyber world is maybe my best blog, at least I think it is. If there is a cyber angel, maybe they will return it for me. Or maybe this angel has already done his task by throwing away what would have been embarrasing and boring. I dont know!
Really though in the future it would be nice to have some kind of warning before this happens. I have recieved several soultions to this problem people. All of them have been great. How could i call myself an American though if I did'nt take this time to bitch and moan. I mean that's in the constution im sure. Hey have you read the whole thing, well it could be? As a matter of fact it must be. Why else would we moan and whine the way we do if it is not. Its right up there with our right for stupidty, and intolerance. Seriously, before u make judgements read it plaese. I am not a idiot, I have made an educated guess, based on what i have experinced and have been told. What else can u ask. If this is not good enough, then I will stand outside some mall and do a survey which will scientifically prove without a doubt that I am right.
Ok, enough yall get my drift. No contrary to what i would like to believe, I have to responsiblity for my own actions. I mean I could have written it down first. I could have copied and pasted while I was writing, ohhhhhh and maybe just maybe i could ahve broken it down in parts. Ok yall I gotta go , seeing as how I havent took any of the prior suggestions again. So next time you think about moaning like me, you might wanna consider the part you played in it. After that you might even want to own up to it and take, uuummm I dont know, but im gonna go with responsiblity here. Love ya, later
