WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE
WOMEN ARE EVIL BY NATURE......not.....
>A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
>She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.
>She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.
>As he did, she gently caressed his full beard
>"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both
>hands.
>"Actually, no," he replied.
>"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her
>Hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
>"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender.. "Is there anything I can
>do?"
>"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her
>Forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her
>fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.
>"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say
>"Tell him," she whispered,
>"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies
>room."
