Redneck Pick-Up Lines
1) Did you fart?
Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
I can't hold it in.
4) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Cuz I can see myself in em.
5) If you was a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock."
8) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
9) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
10) If yer gonna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til the afternoon.
11) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,................every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
