Once upon time there was a little girl named Red Riding Hood, ( well she was short ok !) nice looking young lady and never would. ( NEVER WOULD? She did it all the time the little hussy). A handsome wolf, well! Maybe if you were a wolf. In love with Red Riding Hood, that was his trouble, the wolf he thought they would make a great couple.
Thinking of tender times when he would make her so happy, how? Lustful thoughts he was having now. Would the wolf win the heart of such beauty see, together is where they should be. A busty wench, Red Riding Hood, She likes all the boys as she passed through the woods.
Grandma is just what she tells her mom, boys she meets, for rough sessions discrete, rumbles in the hay you may say, all dressed up and no one to blow, on her knees she only knows.
The wolf, he see her every day, and wished with him she would play, he thinks a plan is needed here, so in her heart she would show no fear. Sneak up on a grandma and eat that guy, dress in his cloths so Red Riding Hood would not be shy.
One morning an hour before Red was to show, the wolf did eat one guy you know, (It did not agree with him must have been Catholic.) Waiting in the woods, for Red to come, with hope on his face, time for the wolf to get some,
Hello Red from behind the bushes heard, Come here my sweet, we won't be disturbed. Red Riding Hood looked deep in the eyes of this stunning creature, oh what big brown eyes you have, all the better you see you do what you do best my dear, Oh what big teeth you have, all the better to eat you with my dear, ooh what a big???? you have, all the better for you, to eat me dear.
Down Red went for her starting bite, amazed at the length of this wonder sight, all day long they huffed and puffed, oops wrong story. They spent the day bright , hearts burning into the night, one and all had a howling good time,
Happy times are now at foot, for Red and this wonder wolf, every day they meet the same way, only thing is, none to many guys left to eat.
Moral of the story: - when you go fishing in this game of love, just hang it out there and maybe you to will get a nibble.
