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almost lover your fingertips across my skin, the palm trees swaying in the wind, images you sang me spanish lullabies, the sweetest sadness in your eyes clever trick, images well, I'd never want to see you unhappy I thought you'd want the same for me goodbye my almost lover goodbye my hopeless dream I'm trying not to think about you can't you just let me be so long my luckless romance my back is turned on you should have known you'd bring me heartache almost lovers always do we walked along a crowded street, you took my hand and danced with me, images and when you left you kissed my lips, you said you'd never, never forget these images well, I'd never want to see you unhappy I thought you'd want the same for me goodbye my almost lover goodbye my hopeless dream I'm trying not to think about you can't you just let me be so long my luckless romance my back is turned on you should have known you'd bring me heartache almost lovers always do I cannot go to the ocean cannot drive the streets at night cannot wake up in the morning without you on my mind so you're gone and I'm haunted I'll bet you are just fine did I make it that easy to walk right in and out of my life? goodbye my almost lover goodbye my hopeless dream I'm trying not to think about you can't you just let me be so long my luckless romance my back is turned on you should have known you'd bring me heartache almost lovers always do

christmas

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house everyone felt shitty even the mouse Dad at the whorehouse Mom smokin' grass I had just settled down for a nice piece of ass Then out the lawn there rose such a clatter I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter He came down the chimney like a bat outta hell I knew right away that fat fucker fell He filled the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart that Son of a Bitch blew the chimney apart He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight "Piss on you all and have a hell of a night."

thoughts

thoughts to those that know me, and the ones that think they know me.... i don't want to go on living a lie. i am not happy or content...not even a little bit glad aoubt somethings in my past however, the one thing i can be certin about myself is that i have a open heart. granted i wear it on my sleave at times and holding it close at others, even giving it fully to another i just can't find anyone to take it from me this is in no way shape or form a plee for love just a way for me to express everything on my mind as the tears fill my eyes untill i can no longer see these keys,least not i whipe them away this is my soul(if you beleive in it the way i do)no covers no fillers just raw open me telling the world that i know (aka my readers) the i ity anyone with the emotional weakness lesser than mine i do amaze myself as to how far i can go most days what with all the regrets...lost momwnets and word that should have been said but my cowardness would never let slip. for those of you that think of me as a quote unquote "pimp, player, man whore ect...) its all a cover for the heart i hold so dear to myself. there are times when i just want to wrap my arms around a person and tell them that my heart is there if only they ask for it, but i know that this is nolonger the time for that i guess you could say i have a old soul i am infact more tridistional in the department of love kinda the wine and roses type and well women fear that now for a reason unknown to me i just feel so lost when i am not emotionally attached to anyone i almost "need" that feeling to function take this for what it is if your reading this anyone i have not and will not point out people or say names but if you know that i might be talking about somthing dealing with you please i beg you let the moment pass... tho just typeing that saddens me i know that we are not going to be with one another (the sad thing is that this is directed to noone yet a few of you will see me talking to you here) forgive me please i know that this world will swallow a person with these thoughts whole and spit them out like it was just a glimmer in the long span of time however these are in fact my words and from my heart to the curuit board i place them unto everlasting memory so as i nor you shall forget them in whole i can admit to the fact that i am a very impresional person and this is brought to my attention from watching and beeing deeply moved by the hollywood flims that scroll acrossed the tv screen and i know that its just for entertainment but is it really substandered to think that maybe just maybe somethings where a message to you guiding you in a mystic sort of way on a road predeterminded by fate leave you only with the forks in the road friends strangers and stalkers.(have to thorw in a joke) fairwell to you this morning i open my eyes from this restfullness and i shall be ... a more at peace with myself good night, good luck, and if you have anything you wish for me to know please just tell me hold nothing back...life is to short for anyone to waste time .... .....waiting

NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON

APPLiCATiON ***Best one will get a reply*** 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. Do you like anal pleasures? 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Email your answers..... SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THiS BACK TO YOU! EVEN iF YOU HAVE A BOYFRiEND OR GiRLFRiEND- REPOST THiS! TiTLE iT "NAUGHTY APPLiCATiON (repost of original by '¢¾¢¾Meowzettes¢¾¢¾!!Sinful Pleasurez!! Co-Owner' on '2007-06-18 19:13:10') (repost of original by 'latinagoth' on '2007-06-19 01:00:29') (repost of original by 'BansheeBlade' on '2007-06-19 05:53:12') (repost of original by 'Sexy Mama' on '2007-06-19 09:58:29') (repost of original by 'deaths right hand ~ * * FREAKS R US FAMILY MEMBER * * ~' on '2007-06-19 11:30:23') (repost of original by '~kisslovedie~' on '2007-06-21 20:29:47') (repost of original by 'kcguy' on '2007-06-21 20:58:00') (repost of original by 'Soldiers sweetheart' on '2007-06-23 09:38:28') (repost of original by 'saginawbi' on '2007-06-23 11:30:14') (repost of original by '*mean people suck,nice people swallow*' on '2007-06-23 12:42:11') (repost of original by 'Dj JoKaZ ** ~JUGGALO~FAMILY~' on '2007-06-23 13:25:45') (repost of original by '.luscious (Toxxik) epidemic.' on '2007-06-24 01:55:24') (repost of original by 'EastCoastJuggalette' on '2007-06-24 15:03:05') (repost of original by 'Rainbowhoney1971' on '2007-06-24 15:08:27') (repost of original by 'Da Maine Man' on '2007-06-24 15:23:57') (repost of original by 'ScOoTeR' on '2007-06-24 15:42:24') (repost of original by 'devilangeldawn-kris--D.A.G. MEMBER' on '2007-06-24 16:46:55') (repost of original by 'Domking123' on '2007-06-24 16:52:51') (repost of original by 'lil devil' on '2007-06-24 17:01:44') (repost of original by 'Cori' on '2007-06-24 17:27:51') (repost of original by 'snake' on '2007-06-26 18:58:58') (repost of original by 'southernshi' on '2007-06-26 19:34:52') (repost of original by 'Just Call Me Stitch!' on '2007-06-26 19:46:22') (repost of original by 'peanut' on '2007-06-26 20:44:28') (repost of original by 'Stryker #32 OF SHADY'S S*U*P*' on '2007-06-26 22:03:32') (repost of original by 'REDNECK ANGEL~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY~' on '2007-06-26 22:14:03') (repost of original by 'Passions 4-Ever Untamed (Bowtechbock's girl)' on '2007-06-26 22:18:01') (repost of original by 'Hoosier Loe The Best Thang Since Sliced Bread!' on '2007-06-26 23:05:53')

i'm up for sale

Here's the rules!! Put in the subject "I'm up for sale" and see who wants to own you The first people to leave you a MESSAGE. saying "I own you", owns you It's that simple p.s Repost because this is funny and surprising to see who gets you first! if u dont repost this you will have the worst day tommorow and message me wit your answer

fuck

Add 1 thing to the fuck list IN 20 MINUTES or you'll have a FUCKED up 20 days! 1. fuck dumbass guys. 2. fuck mustangs!!!!!!!!! 3. fuck frogs 4. fuck you. 5. fuck 1% milk 6. fuck your mom! [inside joke] 7. fuck really sharp knives 8. FUCK US AIRWAYS!!!! 9. Fuck working at a job you despise... 10.Fuck Salt! 11.Fuck the drama 12.Fuck me (yeah i said it) 13.Fuck the Valley... 14. Fuck work 15. Fuck this 16. FUCK DUMB ASS GIRLS WHO CANT GET THEIR OWN MEN! 17. FUCK JENNA!!!!!!!!!!! 18. FUCK INSECURE PPL 19. FUCK WHOEVER WROTE #17!!!! 20. FUCK HER IN THE BUTT!!! (inside joke) 21. Fuck the police! 22.FUCK PEOPLE WITH NO TRUST !!!! 23.FUCK what you heard! 24.F*U*C*K* MY CAR BEING A P.O.S. 25. fuck not having any money to buy the new linkin park cd!!!!! 26. fuck this fuck list 27. Fuck Gangsters 28. Fuck you and your motherfuckin mama. 29. Fuck snitches 30.Fuck me 31. Fuck stupid blonde russian bitches who disrespect while here on a visa. 32.Fuck who started this stupid fucking message 33. 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Fuckin SHIT! 75.fuck the candy that looks good but tastes nasty ;) 76.FUCK THEM MOJADOS LMAO ;D 78.FUCK being grounded bitches.....oo and FUCK hataz 79. fuck hoes who try to steal the guy u like 80.I can't pick just one thing to say...so here it goes "fuck" whores...which leads to saying fuck Kayla...and fuck Mike...and fuck bitches and fuck asshole and fuck babies daddys who are losers...and fuck parents that are 2 faced...and fuck all the haters who are jealous and fuck anyone who aint down with me!!!~jamie~ 81. FUCK yo couch!!!!!! 82. Fuck your sheep fucking uncle 83. fuck that was great, ted! fuck fuckity fuck fuck 84. FUCK dragg queens 85. FUCK HATERS!!! 86.FUCK YOUR FUCKING FACE FUCKING FUCKER! ~Ricardo~ 87. FUCK GUYS!!!!!! 88. FUCK people that say they are your friend but tell you that you dont love your bf whom you really do love and that it wont work out. 89. fuck ebay i'm so tired of getting a million things on there everyday and wasting my money..cough cough alex's money ehhh 90. Fuck stupid preppy ass bitches who think there better than everyone else. 91. FUCK YEA!!!!!!! 92. Fuck fake people who act differently mattering who is around them 93. FUCK EVERYONE WHO LABELS PEOPLE FOR WAT THEY LOOK LIKE 94.fuck your dog 95.FUCK ALL YOU YOUNG ASS KIDS 96. Fuck yourself... it's fun 97. Fuck people who act different to fit in, and fuck the people who accept them 98. FUCK PHONEY ASS TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK CAUSE IM FAR AWAY BITCHES 99. FUCK saggy titty hatchet face tough talking bullet wound having drama loving talking about me on your page ass groupie bitches 100.FUCK everyone that don't like me or mine bitches 101. fuck yo couch! 102. fuck fake ass bitches 103. Fuck I have to go to work 104. fuck the people that say that they ur boyz 105.FUCK 11 STREET BITCH 106.FuCk MOB nD ShaRkY 107. fuck P.U.C 108. FUCK` All THESE lAME [GROUPNAME HERE] NAME/GROUPS!! 108. FUCK THE BITCH WHO SAID THiS "fuck P.U.C" FUCK M.O.B! 109. FUCK ALL THA PPL WHO SAID "FUCK" CEPT 4 ME CUZ IM KOO 110.FUK EVEBODI DAT B HATIN FUK ALL YA PUTOz FUK SUPERMAN FUK DAT HOEz FUK DAT HYPOCRITz FUK DA WORLD... 111. UMMMM....FUCK BEES.....................FUCK BEES 112. Fuck Fuckin Mother Fuckers Fuckin the fuckin fuckers 113: FUCK YOU. 122: Fuck whatever would have been said from 114 - 121 fags 123: FUCK WHOEVER SAID **** M.O.B !!! N ALSO FUCK #122 HE STUPID !! LOL JK JOE 124: FUCK YO LADY!!! 125. i just fuked 126. Fuck black ppl!!!!!!! 127.Fuck YOU! 128. FUCK whoever said FUCK black ppl!!!!!!! YOU DAMN FUCKER! Fuckin racist.....(unless ur black!) 129. Fuck Tom 130. FUCK THE Wiggers .. im so fucken tired of them! 131.FUCK THE HOLE WORLD!!! 132.FUCK myspace Ü 133.fuck DRAMA 134.fuck Liars 135... Fuck school ;P haha 136.fuck condoms 137. fuck probation (im almost done) 138. i agree with #5 and #90, oh and whoever #110 is, fuckin dumbass needs to learn how to fuckin spell!! 139. fuck babys daddy new bitch that thinks she can be like me 140fuck why can i get wit this girl!

going home

yes its true i am going back to michigan (tho i have no idea why i said yes its true) clinton twp here i come next friday on the 8th i'm gone!
fairly amusing game get involved those who have nothing better to do! Take the first letter of your first name A-Boyish B-Gorgeous C-Pretty D-Popular E-Gangster F-Girly G-Dyke H-Sweet I-Retarded j-Emotional K-Beautiful L-Fabulous M-Slutty N-Preppy O-Hot P- amazingg Q-Punky R-Hot S-Sexy T- Very Sexy U-Ugly V-Wonderful W-Hott X-Bitchy Y-Under-appreciated Z-Over-appreciated Now the third letter in your middle name(if you dont have one use your last name): A-beauty queen B- Babe C-Bitch D-Obsesser E- God (ess) F-Retard G-Queen/ King H-Slut I-Girl J-Goth K-Nerd L-sex god M-Sex machine N-Alcoholic O-Geek P-Skank Q-Crackwhore R-pornstar S-Prince (ess) T-Whore U-Cry Baby V-Jackass W-Punk X-Scaredy-cat Y-Coward Z-Chocoholic This is funny!! Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing: Red- Who's Good With My Hands purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7 Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You Green- Who will do anything for Sex Pink- Who Will Do Anything For Crack blue- Who likes to strip White- Who everyone wants to fuck Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses Black- Who will rock your world Gray- who gives great head None-who is a beast in bed NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT BEGINNING WITH " I'm a... "
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