Spongebob knocked American sniper out of first at the box office. The shame of being part of humanity is setting in.
In other news apparently Hillary Clinton has a high chance of being our next president. A blonde running the country? What could go wrong?
Teenagers.... if you wear so much makeup that it looks like you need a high-powered drill to take it off everyone can tell and no it's not 'pretty' your man or woman just says that to shut your whiney ass up. And fyi wearing foundation too often closes pores off and causes wrinkles. So at 30-35 you will look about 40-50 depending on the severity of use.
Also popping out kids before it's legal for you to drink isn't a smart idea. Your body is best able to handle labor around the age of 25 and after. Underage pregnancies were a leading cause of death at one point.