Sparklefarts's blog: "Rants."

To my friends who are supportive and caring to me, thank you that means a lot to me, you know who you are, well cause i told you already but in case you forgot I'm reminding you. So people want to go around and piss me off do they? Well DIAF dick wads. I am sick of being treated like a common pervert/stalker. Just because I am nice and want to have a decent conversation about say the shape of a apple, doesn't mean I want to get in your damn pants. Don't flatter yourself, most of you I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole let alone my pecker. Don't like my attitude right now? Then don't piss me off. I have a really really long fuse, so you have plenty of time to realize you are irritating me. ~Gerry~

Here are a list of pics that should not be default pics: -Kissy faces, just plain annoying and makes you women look funny, and makes 90% of the male population laugh, hell and a lot of women too. -Cleavage pics, i dont want to see that shit...i joined the site to meet people, not boobs. -Ass pics, same as above but change boobs to asses. -Make-out pics, i dont want to see you kissing your boy/girl toy. I dont care how happy you are, its gross, put it in a album, and people will look at it if they want. -Licking of lips, i dont want to see your non-brushed nappy teeth behind your ungodly caked on lipstick covered lips with you tongue running over it trying to look sexy...cause its not. k thanks. I think that it should be a requirement that one of your salutes should be your default pic, you face is in it, and not all distorted. thats just me.

OMG you are thinking right why would he say that. WELL, cause i have decided if you you cant learn from your own mistakes (which is like 99% of the world) and then criticize people for doing the thing you just did and will do again...then yeah you are stupid and need to be shot as to not pollute our gene pool anymore than it is already. I do learn from my mistakes, granted it may be a major mistake, but i learn from it, and i do not criticize people for doing it, i criticize people for doing what they asked me not to do. ie. asked for advise then didn't follow it. gah i doubt anyone will read this. oh well.

Self image is an issue for me, as most people. I dont find myself attractive, i do not think i'm smart, and many other things. but i wouldnt be anyone else. i am one of a kind. as are you. i would not ever get any kind of plastic surgery unless i needed from like a car accident or something. but i dont see why people are so in to makeing them selves look like someone else...i find it pointless cause you are loosing what you are, and trying to be something you can never be. eh i'm going to shut up now.

My views on breast implants are as follows: I do not like them. they look horrid, and feel unatural. i dont care how good the doctor is, the dont feel real nor look good. plus anything more than a mouthful is a waste. that is all.

As i have been looking over some of my friend's profiles and blogs cause i can. I have come to realize that people need to slow their rolls. I mean no disrespect at all. I'm jsut saying people need to calm down, and take their time. I mean you live life only once. Why not enjoy the simple things. Enjoy a nice soft warm bed. Enjoy the feeling of a full belly. Enjoy looking and smelling flowers. Enjoy playing in the snow. I have also seen people being truly and utterly hurt and in pain over losing some one they deeply cared for and/or loved. I'm not saying just to dieing, but like break ups and stuff. My advice for that is, don't let it run your life. don't let it make you obsessed with the pain. The pain is temporary. the loneliness will fade. the sorrow will pass. just remember the good times and keep them in your heart. and remember you tried your best. if it didn't work it didn't work. there are many more people out there in this world that would love to meet you. I am but a simple man. i am nothing more than a man. I am not telling you how to run your life. just giving you some thoughts to ponder about. I am always willing to talk. i am always willing to be a friend. i am a great listener. if you ask for help i tend to try my best. yes, i can be a butt head some times. but who isn't? I just want people to know that there is so much in life to enjoy. one bad experience is not a reason to shun life. I think this is enough rambling from me. Please take the time to think about what i have said. I am being a friend here to you all. so please do me this one favor and think about it okay? have a beautiful day/night/morning/afternoon what ever the heck it is to you right now. ~Gerry~ Remember it can ALWAYS be worse. No matter what you think.