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My birthday was both a gift and a curse. I got a new laptop which is great, but now I'm wasting life away by being on Twitter or Tumblr, Facebook or IMVU or now THIS piece of shit ass social network. I'm up by the time my boyfriend goes to work and I sleep til the afternoon. Man I need a damn job. lol. But anyway... I'm up on this, and now I wanna eat brownies and watch The King of Queens. (dont fuckin ask). See, my thing is... I like social networks because I can be a douche if I want, and if ya'll judge me... fuck u too. lol. Life doesnt get much better than being able to say whatever u want, and not get viewed as less than a "lady" because you used 25 cuss words in one fuckin sentence.
Anyway... I guess the whole point of this crap website is to boost your vanity and let u know you're hot. I guess. You get more points and friends n shit for being hot? That needs to work in the real world because bitches hate on other women BECAUSE they are pretty. And yea sure... if you got somethin goin on... u get more shit. This is a confidence booster... but what about the ugly people on this site? LOL
So... I'm typing away knowing that nobody will read this. I'm no award winning writer or anything, but I will keep you entertained and slightly on edge. [why? you ask?] because I say the shit you wish you could. I have no filter. Now, in the real world I'm the sweetest most dainty woman ever... but here... HERE is where I can let loose.
BUCKLE UP BITCHES
