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created on 01/18/2007  |  http://fubar.com/rants-and-info/b45875

Fat to Muscle

Hey all! So I've been asked how I lost weight and got in shape; I decided to post my secrets. BODY FAT (BF) & Lean Muscle Mass (LMM) First thing to figure out, is your Body Fat percentage. The easiest way is to buy Body Fat Calipers; they should come with directions on were to use and a chart used to calculate. Weight - BF = Lean Muscle Mass (LMM) Resting Metabolic Rate (RMR) What your body burns w/o help. Total calories burned/day = RMR = 60-70% + Activities = 20-30% + Food effects = 10%. HOw to figure your RMR? Multiply your calculated RMR by 1.3 (sedentary) 1.4 (moderately active) 1.5 (very active) RMR expressed in calories (kcal)/day Height expressed in inches Weight expressed in pounds Age expressed in years Men: RMR = 66 + (12.7 x height) + (6.27 x weight) – (6.8 x age) For women: RMR = 655 + (4.57 x height) + (4.36 x weight) – (4.7 x age) Example: A 190-lb male, 6’0” tall, 28 yrs old, very active. Daily caloric requirements for weight maintenance = 1.5 x (66 + (12.7 x 72) + (6.27 x 190) – (6.8 x 28)) = 2972 calories/day Now you know what your body burns just by sitting there!! BUT HOW DO I LOSE IT?!?!?!?! TO lose a pound of fat, you need to burn 3500 calories. So, if you lower your daily caloric intake 500 less than your RMR, you can burn 1lb of fat/week (500 Less cal x 7 days = 3500) IS THAT IT? No, you will need a good diet. For the love of god, diet does NOT equal starving yourself. In fact, you will be tired of MAKING yourself eat. All you need to do, is make sure you are taking in the correct types of food. There are plenty to choose from, but some are much better than others. Remember your LMM? you want your diet to include 1.5 x your LMM of PROTEIN !!! The rest of your diet will vary, as you will "carb load" on workout days and cut carbs by 65% on days you do not workout. Make sure you EAT !! Get all of the meals planned and the food ready to hit your intake goals; you want to make it 5-6 meals/day. When your starve, you "shock" your body and your metabolism drops. AS long as you keep eating, it will be a slow steady pace, but the fat will NOT come back. (well, unless you become a shut-in and eat cheese cakes all day) Now that you have your diet in check, hit the gym!! Oh, by the way, you don't HAVE to do cardio to lose weight. Sorry all of you who have sat on treadmills or stair climbers for hours. As you lift weight, you will build muscle, your metabolism will go up, you will lose fat, look good, feel good and feel accomplished!! Don't worry ladies, you don't have the natural levels of testosterone to get "freaky" looking. So grab some free weights and get to work. I'm not bashing cardio, I like cardio. Love a pouring sweat, and ability to run 4 road miles with hills in boots n utes; fuck treadmills. Its great for the heart. Workout should never take longer than 45 mins. You are there to WORK, so fucking do it right. Do the squats, the deadlifts, bench presses, etc. Those are complex movements using more muscles than just the major category. So stay off the machines, grab free weights and get to work. FORM FORM FORM How much can I bench? Who gives a fuck. OK, 315 x5x5 But serious, do what you can, no one cares if you have to start with the bar. Just do it correctly. My Workout I do a 4 day Push / Pull Split Mon - Horizontal Push / Pull BB Bench - 5x5, DB Incline 3x8 Rack Pulls 5x5, Rows 3x8 Calves Tue - Quad DOM Legs Squats - 5x5, Leg Press 3x8, Leg Curls 3x8 Biceps Thur - Vertical Push / Pull Shoulder Press 5x5, DB raises 3x8 Lat Pulldown 5x5, Upright Rows 3x8 Shrugs 5x5 Calves Fri - Ham DOM legs RDLs 5x5, SDL 3x8 / Leg Curls 3x8 Triceps Abs = 3 times a week; BW+25lb plate on the 45 degree decline bench. 4x8 Check back for an edit or update Im not saying this is the best and only way, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express.

WWII - The Online Game

I found this a long time ago. Its pretty funny and historically correct; so have a laugh, and learn something if you skipped History class. WWII: The Online Game... *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun****ocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****! *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all fags *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o sh1t! *paTTon has left the game.*
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