OK I know I just submitted an episode of RANT TIME! but I REALLY FELT THE NEED TO WRITE THIS! So here are 2 explanations as to why.
Explanation 1: Why my mood is depressed...I'm so depressed because of these people who Invite you to be their friends on Myspace (girls mainly) who invite you to be their friends because they think they are super hot super models...WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
Explanation 2: I woke up this morning, and checked my Myspace and well HOLY SHIT I had 5 friend requests....2 OF THESE FRIEND REQUESTS HAD THE SAME EXACT PICTURE....all of them were "hot girls" who think they are popular.
LETS GET ON WITH IT!
RANT TIME! Episode 4: YOU ARE NOT HOT!!!
OK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! YOU CAN'T BECOME POPULAR ON THE INTERNET. THESE PEOPLE DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE. Unless, you take the time to chat with someone online and really get to know them, you can't say they are a friend. Friends have advice and are unbiased about things that are important to you and are there when you need them. I must use a quote from my friend Car-Car "Friends are not those people who you have known the longest...THEY ARE THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE STAYED BY YOUR SIDE!" (something like that).
So what the fuck is up with all these people on Myspace, feeling the need to be so fucking fake?! Why don't you go out and have fun and make some friends in real life instead of drowning your sorrows in comments like "YOU ARE SO HOT BABY" and "I'd fuck dat ass." How depressing. I have to say, as a guy, I feel its more degrading for a woman to appeal to guys like that. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HAVING CLASS?! So you got a few pictures...mostly head shots that SUCK! WHO GIVES A FUCK! NO ONE...YOUR JUST A PIECE OF MEAT TO THOSE INTERNET PERVS :P.
Myspace is great I will admit. IT IS A GREAT WAY to keep in touch with your close friends say if you moved to another city and they don't have a messaging program. BUT seriously, is it absolutely necessary to have 12643 (I randomly punched that in :P) friends?! I can understand if you're a celebrity with a Myspace (like Dane Cook, love your comedy man :-D) but when you just go on to have people look at your pictures....whats the fucking point?! These people don't care about your "career," I'm sure your close friends do, but I'm pretty damn sure the other 12600 (minus the 43 real friends) DON'T GIVE A DAMN.
I'D RATHER STAB MY EYES OUT WITH A SPORK THAN SUFFER THE INDIGNATION OF PEOPLE SELLING OUT ON THE INTERNET! We all have real talent, I'm pretty damn sure you cats have other talents than "looking pretty" SO FUCKING find your REAL talents...just put piss poor face shots on your Myspace and claim to be a model. DEAR GOD, save us from the sell outs...Anyways, I just felt I really annoyed by that earlier and depressed at the same time....so there you have it....YOU ARE NOT HOT!
PEACE!
P.S. I'm sure plenty of you get JUST AS ANNOYED by those friend requests.
