Hmmm.... random cool quotes for you fine people out there.... Enjoy!
Before you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. - Kurt Vonnegut, "Slaughterhouse Five"
Frisbeetarianism is the philosophy that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley
Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master. - Emo Philips
The planet is fine, the people are fucked. - George Carlin
Let's Ban Humans. They All Suck Anyway. - Unknown
A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it." - Stephen Wright
Paranoids are people too; they have their own problems. It's easy to critize, but if everybody hated you, wouldn't you be paranoid? - Steven Wright
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. - Matt Groening, From "Basic Sex Facts For Today'S Youngfolk" In Life In Hell
