To contact me, jump on the next space shuttle and hitch a ride with the jetsons to a place called "Taxco 9" Here, you'll meet a guy named Faberuberwagen McSloogenlahgen, and ask him if he can drive you a place called "Adam's Villa". from there , you'll hich a ride on a sapcebus to my home planet "Liquid Density Measurement" and look fore the biggest castle on the planet made out of guranium, and knock on the door that says "For B's only". A guy named Tommy will greet you and he will try to kill you. Just say that he left the faucet on in the bathroom and he will run like hell to go turn it off. Finally, you'll see my personal butler named sean, and he will give you a piggy-back ride to my Super secret Uber Lair. And then I pull a lever and you fall into another dimension of eternal pain and suffering for all eternity. Have Fun!!!

OK THIS IS MY ISSUE AND YES THIS IS A MASS, I REALLY LIKE KEV'S MUSIC RIGHT NOW, AND IM LIKE WTF HE CANT STAY ON AIR, AND ITS FUCKING ANNOYING SO, MY PLAN IS TO SAVE UP FOR A NEW COMP FOR HIM IF YOU WANT TO HELP JUST PM ME IM TOTALLY NOT EXPECTING ANYONE TO HELP BUT DAMNIT BY THE END OF NOVEMBER HE WILL HAVE A BRAND NEW COMP, KEV HAS BEEN THERE LONGER THEN MOST PPLZ I KNOW AND DAMNIT I HAVENT HAD THE PATIENCE TO SAY IT BUT I DO LOVE HIM LIKE A FRIEND LIKE A OHH I DUNNO BUT I WILL GET HIM ONE AND THANKS FOR LISTENING TO MY RANT, K LOVE YA ~JESSA

What's dumb? Directions on toilet paper. What's dumber than that? Reading them. Even dumber? Reading them and learning something. Dumbest of all? Reading them and having to correct something you've been doing wrong.

Jill took Jack up on the hill it was their first date together. She gave Jack a smack 'cross tha back of his ass with a paddle of studded black leather. She said "Get on your knees and you'll learn how to please a woman who knows what she wants. But listen closely and do what I say or you'll be the one in hot pants". She grabbed his hair, turned him around and pushed is face down in some clover She said "Listen punk I don't wanna hear shit but you barking like your name is rover". She turned him upside, sideaways backwards and front and every which way but loose then rode him like a reverse cowgirl with his prick cinched up in a noose. When she was done and she'd had all her fun she gave his ass another smack. ans said "Tell everybody I own that dick and bring your sister when you come back". Jack showed his pa the lump on his head and the bruise under one of his eyes Papa said "Fella, I gots nuttin to tellya 'cause looks like you been told at least twice"

SUM1 FAN HER SHE IS HOT AS HELL AND NEEDS TO BE COOLED OFF AND THE ONLY WAY U CAN DO THAT IS BY FANNING HER J£§§Å ♥ Shadyj ***♫§ñãKê êýê ®ãСø♫***greyson's muh b!tch @ fubar BROUGHT TO YOU BY: Dj Pebbles~Tc ~ Kae's Twin ~ @ fubar

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