JAy's blog: "Random Thoughts"

Why is it that we always question the reasons behind the truth of the Soul. I know I am one of those, I see ap problem before it comes and going against the cycle of life. I stand by like a slave and except the one that is told, as long as our own self-gratifaction is fulfilled we forget the truth of the soul. We as a society are wrong being like this and making these choices. Remember the constitution is as valid today as it was when it was written, as it was written. JAy

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist; If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there's never any time for her; If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation; If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your lazy behind and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism; If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment; If you keep quiet its male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp; If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her,you're a chauvinist; If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination; If she asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert; If you don't, you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist; If you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain; If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something; If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself; If you aren't you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired; If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. Men die first because they want to...

We always hear “the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up; you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don 't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Nomadic tribes did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

I have figured out some things i would like to share if i am wrong let me know. Our elected officials are taking away the rights of american citizen at a much faster rate. Since it seems that only a small majority actually count, they think the rest of us are stupid. The problem I see is that most americans are. If something bad happens than they find a way to "fix the problem" Well when the fix the problem they add fuel to the fire which is our fears. they feed off it promise you that everything is going to change once this new law or bill is going to pass and when it does most relize how horrible it is when it effects what they can or can not do. We have over a millions homeless people in the united states alone and a good majority of them are american vets. THIS IS UNCALLED FOR. The reality is we do control what happens to our country. Remember the CONSTITUTION and THE BILL OF RIGHTS and THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE is still valid today. It is up to you as an American citizen to know it and nt say it doesnt concern me. So i would like to hear your oppinions. If you are tired of your rights being taken from you than do something about it The choice is yours

Why do we suffer Why do we make other people suffer Why is when life is hard, and you are at your worst does it not seem to get better Why when we see someone hungry on the street we cant spend 2 dollars and get them some food Why do we refuse to help ourselves Why does it take tragedy to bring mankind together -Methus

My Dilema I just got news today that 7 of my poems are being published which has me very excited . one of them is one of three finalists for a ten thousand dollar grand prize i hope i get it i need the money but this is the poem Life is a weak adventure However death is the ultimate one How can I face the thrilling adventure of death If I can not face the mere travels of life So you know i wrote this when i was fifteen when i was going through a bad part of my life, I recieved an F on it in school when it came from the heart well haha to them and fuck them it is being reconized all i want os for one person to understand relate and remember it Please give me your honest comments i want to write i know my spelling sucks but i did spell chek on original

Time is a funny thing when i was a kid all i ever wanted to do was be a teenager than drive than be on my own than buy booz ect ect now i am 27 and wellno incentive damn it so its a funny thing time u may be care free and havin a god time but it will come up on ya and kick ur ass lol

You know when we think life can get us by the balls anymore it gets ya i feel u fight ur way through and keep fighting. it saddens me to see so many give up

Life is a weak adventure However death is the ultimate one How can i face the adventure of death when i can not face the mere adventure of life

WHEN WE ARE ALL AT HOME SAFE ONLINE SMOKIN A CIG OR OTHER STUFF REMEMBER ONE THING IF WE DO NOT SUPPORT OUR TROOPS WE ARE NUTTIN. NO MATTER UR POLITICS SUPPORT THEM SEND ONE AN EMAIL OR WRITE A LETTER ULL SEE CHRISTMAS BINS UP FOR THEM SOON SPEND 1.50 AND SEND EM SOME RAMENS HELL ANYTHING THEY ARE FIGHTING FOR US REMEMBER THAT PLEASE REPOST