127703's blog: "Random Thoughts Of A Pissed Off White Woman"

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish." "Will she be able to think?" asked the angel. The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate." The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one." "That's not a leak," the Lord corrected, "that's a tear!" "What's the tear for?" the angel asked. The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride." The angel was impressed. "You are a genius, Lord. You thought of everything! Woman is truly amazing." And she is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning. They bring joy, hope and love. They have compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have vital things to say and everything to give. HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN, IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

Have you ever had an " Oh Shit " moment? Yanno something where the only thing you can think of is " Oh Shit! "? Well I have, and let me tell you it was no bowl of cherries. I'm not at all easily embarrassed, but I turned as red as a freshly removed blood dripping tampon! It all happened this past summer; My water heater took a royal crap and totally stopped working. I live in a gated community which has an office equipped with community maintenance workers. So I called them up like any normal person who knew absolutely nothing about a water heater would do. They told me they would send someone out the very next morning. So I got extremely busy, cleaned my entire house. Threw things in closets and forced the doors closed, hid sex toys, put away half empty fifths of alcohol, threw away empty fifths, yanno the normal things people do when someone is comming over. The next morning the maintenance guy shows up right on time. Was on a Monday morning so I left him a key and left in a hurry as I had to be at work. Have you ever seen those boxes like a realitor puts on the doorknob with a key in it? The one's they have to open with a code? Well, that's what they use around here. So I got home late that Monday evening, was around 8 PM. The box was still on my doorknob but the office was closed, so I couldn't call to inquire information about it. I paid it no mind, and went on about my evening. The next morning I was sitting on my sofa watching porn on my 74 inch flatscreen tv. Had out my bottle of k.y. jelly and from tip to tip a 13 inch neon purple vibrator. Felt totally fucking amazing btw, lol. Anyway, I had to leave in a hurry that morning. So I left everything sitting right where it was on the coffee table, turned lights and tv off and left. Didn't think anything of it. Well, when I returned home that afternoon there was a note on my door and the key box was gone. It read, " Left key on coffee table. Job took two day's as I was missing some parts yesterday. Should be working fine now. Maintenance " I clumslessly shoved my key into the hole, unlocked the door, turned the knob and flung open the door. Guess what the first thing I saw was? Yep, the big 13 incher and the open bottle of k.y.! My first thought? " Oh SHIT!! " I automatically turned as red as a freshly removed blood dripping tampon. Well of course I haven't called back to the office for any type of maintenance since then, lol. I can barely look at the poor maintenance man, lol. So that my friends, is an " Oh Shit " moment.

When We Risk It All... We can't blame others when love dwindles away- For we knew from the start it never promised to stay. It's just one of those things where the stakes are high- And sometimes it's forever, and sometimes it's good-bye. When you love the right way, you will never lose- No matter what path life may force you to choose. You may end up with tears or a broken heart- But you knew what you signed up for from the start. You can only give what you've got to give- And if that's not enough, then you must continue to live. Life will go on and broken hearts will heal- You must continue on your quest, for that's the deal. Throw your heart into life and never stall- For the greatest risk is to risk nothing at all. You see, love is the only thing that we know- That can be divided and divided but continue to grow. And life isn't long enough to lock away our heart- Just because life may have forced two people apart. We will continue to love and continue to lose- We will continue to pick and continue to choose. And then one day we will risk it all- Take the chains off our hearts and dismantle the wall. The last time we love will be the forever- And never again will our hearts be forced to sever. We'll never have doubts that it'll go away- Because this time, it'll be here to stay. But until then we must endure all the pain- For we only see sunshine if we can wait through the rain.

I Have An Angel I have an angel with me, inside of my head, even when she is not near. She came from me, and she resides with me, and in me every moment of my living. From the moment she emerged she owned me, heart and soul. She brings me my greatest joys, and my most unholy sorrow. And we are linked spiritually, and physically. She has the greatest beauty I have ever seen. The poets have written of the likes of her... golden hair, and eyes of the sea, a heart capable of capturing the soul, of anyone or anything that comes near. She grows even as I watch, and when she is grown, she will be a power to behold: strong, beautiful and powerful in spirit, graceful, delicate, charming and funny. She captures your eyes, but wait until you feel the pull of her true self- you can fall, you know! Everyone who knows her has fallen, and she has only just begun... My smiling angel, my smiley, my Kalea

Only God Knows Why… No farewell words were spoken, No time to say goodbye, You were gone before I knew it, And only God knows why. Now thoughts of anguish, Travel through my mind, And now the reasons why it happened, I try to find. We had our good times, We had our bad, Now you’re gone, And it all seems sad. If I just had one more minute, To tell you what I never said, I’d tell you that I loved you, But now it’s too late, cause you’re dead. If my tears would clear a path, And my memories build a ridge, I’d push back the hands of time, And bring you back across that holy bridge. I may have acted, Like I didn’t care, Cause I never displayed my feelings, now I can’t, It’s just not fair. I wish I would have been more open, Cause I miss you so much, It’s almost like our memories, I can reach for, but never touch. I used to think it could never be too late, Now there’s this gaping hole, I try to cover it up, But it doesn’t seem to work, not even my memories can mend this broken sole. Now I can only sit and ponder, About the special times that we will never share, And think about the carelessness, That even the best doctors and a billion dollars can never repair. I only wish you could fulfill your words, To sing and dance, If I ever have a wedding, I know it was only a joke, but now you’ll never even have the chance. I know I shouldn’t but I feel angry, Horrible thoughts of rage, Tucked away deep down, Locked inside an unbreakable cage. My tears flow so freely, Daddy if you could only see, How much, You actually mean to me. I guess I’m being kind-of selfish, For all I can think of is what has been lost, and all I truly want to say, Is how much, I think she should have to pay. I know she didn’t mean for it to happen, But it did, I just can’t bring myself to believe that it was your time, I guess that’s because really deep inside I’m still a kid. I know you had it much worse in life, But I guess you were a great deal tougher, Cause even after almost a year has gone by, and throughout my lifetime, I will forever continue to suffer. I love mommy dearly, But nothing she could ever do could start to replace, Even just the sight, Of your beloved face. I will never feel a true sense of closure, Cause I never got to say goodbye, Every time I think of what we all went through, I look up at the sky and begin to cry. No farewell words were spoken, No time to say goodbye, You were gone before I knew it, And only God knows why.

Dad! I never ask for miracles, but today, just one would do, to see the door push open, and see you walking through. If I could have one lifetime wish, one wish that would come true, I would wish with all my heart, for yesterday and you. The things I feel most deeply, Are the hardest things to say, For I your daughter, loved you, I miss you more each day, for life is not the same, since you have gone away. My heart still aches with sadness, and silent tears still flow, for what it meant to lose you, No one will ever know. There will always be this heartache, And often a silent tear. I shall cherish those precious memories, of the days when you were here. Remembering you is easy, I do it every day. But missing you is a heartache that never goes away.