Evlswtness's blog: "Random Stuff"

........no not necessarily THAT kind of request! LOL As I've stated before I'm an aspiring photographer, and I'm really looking for a chance to take more pictures. Or more like a reason to go scouting for awesome kodak moments! So a little about me: I live in Milpitas, California which is just outside of San Jose, and about 40 minutes south of San Francisco. (Northern California) I own an Olympus EVOLT E500 SLR 8megapixel digital camera, and I have 2 lenses for it currently. I'm looking for all kinds of requests, do you want pictures of the golden gate bridge? Pictures of houses? You name it, I'll try and capture it digitally for you! So come on come all and think of something interesting you would like to have a picture of, I'll take it, make it look pretty in PS, and send it off to you. Or I can make a new gallery here to post them up in! If you're super nice... I *MIGHT* entertain those of you with dirty minds... lol but it would have to be worth my while, so don't count on it.

But I am now ENGAGED!!!!!!! The love of my life got down on one knee in front of a dancefloor/bar full of people on NYE and proposed!!! It was the most romantic thing I could think of and I love him to death!! Just wanted to share the happy news with everyone! The lucky guy is ScionTim on here.

Ok some friends of mine started a Dear Santa list as to what they would want this year, and knowing me.. well I made it a little twisted. So here is my "Perverted" Dear Santa letter: Dear Santa, As is tradition every year... we'll still see you at Hedonism right? Great, I've booked the flights and tell Mrs. Clause that bikini season is not an invite to wear the smallest particles of clothing that could pass as floss. Honestly, us big girls need to stick together AND know when to cover up! So I've got the photos from last year bundled up and ready to Fed Ex to the tabloids.. because well I have to make a few extra $$$ because last year you didn't hold up your end of the bargain. That's right Santa I'm calling you on it. I dressed up as an elf and took pictures with those damn flea bitten sorry excuses for reindeer you've been using (topless might I add!) AND you couldn't even have the decency to get me the paint job for my car that I asked for. So this year I'm upping the ante, it's the paint job, the body kit AND the interior done or else we'll be seeing those pictures of you and Mrs. Clause and Mandingo all over the front pages of STAR and Enquirer. By the way Santa.... way to take it like a man, I've never seen anything quite that big fit into an opening so small. Wearing a furry pink collar and lead no less! Cheers! Oh and PS Santa: Mrs. Clause told me to inform you that the divorce papers have been drawn up and ready to sign if you don't agree to buying the house in the Hamptons, the Condo in Hawaii AND giving her back the Porsche she bought but you begged to drive because you said the Easter Bunny was giving you shit for letting your woman drive a better car than you. The Bunny has been known to frequent fetish bars, and moonlight as a sewage treatment specialist. I wouldn't be taking too much flack from him much longer. If anyone else out there has any hilarious Dear Santa Letters you want to share, just write me and I'll post it up here!!