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Ok so I'm sittin here, drinkin my coffee, contemplating my life.
Yea, I know, kinda early in the a.m., but I also got stoned first thing.
Day off and all, yanno.
ANYway....so I just got laid off from my job. This saturday is my last day. But for some reason, I'm not too broken up about it. I haven't had any real time off in two and a half years, so I figure I will take about a month off and just play.
I'm thinkin I deserve it. I got two concerts coming up I'm going to. Crue Fest with Motley Crue, Godsmack and Shinedown. Then Bret Michaels. (shut up, I love Bret!)
My boss was worried that the unemployment rate in Oregon is the highest in the nation, and that I wouldn't be able to find another job.
That's crap. I may have to lower my standards a little, but there ARE jobs out there. I'm not above working at a MacDonalds. Besides, I'm one smart cookie, so even conning my way into a job is feasable! haha
I do still have a degree in Criminal Justice, so I can use that. I highly doubt I could become a police officer at this late stage of my life, but I'm sure there is something out there I could do within the CJ field. Maybe Corrections! Kick some inmate ass! lol
So yeah, I'm in what society might call a rut, I may now be a statistic, but I'm ok with it. Really!
So, how is your day going??
hehe
kisses and hugs to everyone!!
*sigh*
Happy I am!
Silver: You best be careful!
Karen: But he is so sweet and treats me like a queen!!
Silver: Been there done that. They ALL are in the beginning.
Karen: He's the most romantic man I've ever been with.
Silver: Romance, schmomance, he's a guy and he'll just break your heart.
Karen: Women have broken my heart too.
Silver: You have never been in love with a woman.
Karen: True, true, but this just feels so right. So good.
Silver: I'm tellin ya, you let yourself go and you'll regret it.
Karen: I have no regrets, remember? Only disappointments.
Silver: Ok, get used to disappointment then.
Karen: Fuck off Silver, I'm goin for it and let the chips fall where they may!!
Silver: pffffft *walks away* dumbass
Yes, this happens quite often. No, I don't live in a mental institution. lol
My kid is the greatest kid in the world.
That bein said
Can someone PLEASE get her the Rump Shaker Bling??
I would but I can't afford to buy anymore bling. Hell, my VIP expires in a few days cuz I can't afford the $15 a month! Times are REAL tough right now.
I would love anyone to DEATH if you could get her the bling. She is such a great kid. She makes me so proud everyday. She REALLY, REALLY, really deserves it!!
Here she is:
geeKISSexy--READ MY PROFILE BEFORE SENDING FRIEND REQUESTS! OR SHOUTS!
@ fubar
Thank you SOOOOO much in advance!!
If ya message me lettin me know ya did, I'll lay a bunch of 11's on ya! It's not much, but it's all I can do!
Super Cali Fag a Listic Lesbian has the Douches!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
that cracked me up!
I should not have gotten up this morning, much less gone to work.
I get to work and FIRST thing, I turn on all the computers.
BAM! I got no internet. Which means I can't process anything!
Sooo I spend the next 3 hours scrambling to get tech support (ugh). The guy finally shows up, dinks around with a few switches, and BAM! I got internet.
Great! Wonderful! The guy leaves. 15 minutes pass.
All of a sudden there is a HUGE thunder and lightening storm with wind gusts of 60 miles per hour! POURING down rain and hail, which is literally going sideways. then....
BAM! Electricity goes out. I'm in the dark, with 2 perplexed customers. I got nothin, no phone, no lights, and, now, DEFINITELY no internet. I finally said fuggit and closed up and went home.
Fuck me crossways!! :P
And how was YOUR day?
Hmmmmm???
:D
I just weighed my cat, Syxx.
He weighs 19 lbs.
He's barely 2 yrs old.
Holy CRAP!!!
=/
My daughter just called me to tell me this:
A customer went into my daughter's boyfriends, Will, work. After the transaction, he was giving the customer her change and noticed that there was a Canadian penny. He stated that he didn't want to give her the Canadian penny, as they are worth nothing in the US.
Her statement back to him:
"Yes, don't give me any Canadian or Mexican money. I only want white money."
Wait.......what????
Since when do Black Americans have thier own currency???
LMAO!!!!
some people!
The Rules of Chocolate
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
The problem: How to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place.
Isn't that handy?
If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because no one wants to quit.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
Chocolate is a health food. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived either from sugar beets or cane, both vegetables. And, of course, the milk/cream is dairy. So eat more chocolate to meet the dietary requirements for daily vegetable and dairy intake.
