TITS eternally in LOVE's blog: "Random Random..ness.."

Being the non-christian that I am, if I were to get pulled over for doing something stupid while driving, you think they'd be mad if I said Jesus took the wheel?

Not ashamed. Just one more thing to learn. My mom was an entrepeneur and my dad was a hippie. It was either nice restaurants or bread 'n cheese. Food was a piece of art or to just keep you alive. There was no middle ground. You can apply this to every aspect of my life. Have a nice day. :D

Got this from Maggie :D

How Do Men See You?

Men See You As Playful Men want a challenge and you are the perfect playmate You know how to push men's buttons and attract a wide range of guys You enjoy living and loving - it's one of your most attractive qualities Men are often consumed with desire for you, and you love that!

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If I were nuts, you guys would tell me....right?

LOL It's been thousands of years now and we STILL don't understand each other. We know of the differences and we insist on getting the other to 'understand' and change. Men want sex all day long for the rest of their lives. Women tend to think that's insensitive and want to 'talk'.. why? I DON'T KNOW. We're both reasonable, yet, we're different. Until women learn to give it up as much as men put up with our need for 'talking'...we should all just shut up. Or simply compromise and talk about sex hahaha Just kidding. Have a nice day.

(All these are from Pita Bunny!!) A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss", I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?" "My husband's." "What happened to him?" The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him." She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?" The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?" "Get in line."

>A Cajun walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. > He puts the alligator up on the bar. > He turns to the astonished patrons. > > "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my > manhood inside. > Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. > > "Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. > In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a > drink." > > The crowd murmured their approval. > The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his > Johnson and related parts in the alligator's open mouth. The gator > closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. > > After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the > alligator hard on the top of its head. > > The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed > as promised. > > The crowd cheered, and the first of his free drinks were delivered. > > The man stood up again and made another offer. > "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." > > A hush fell over the crowd. > After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. > > > A Blonde woman timidly spoke up.......... > > > > "I'll try it.... Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle!"

They are just not long enough... Saturday night went to the bar, sang karaoke, drank way too much, passed out at my brothers.. Sunday consisted of a bitchy hangover, laziness, and watching movies with 3 kids. I'm never having any more kids. Just sayin'... I watched The Passion of the Christ. I wanted to know what all the fuss was about and see why it made so much money. It was gross and I want my money back. Fuckin ay.. Hope everyone who reads this had a fansatic weekend. I want a redo! lol