magilla's blog: "Random Ramblings"

my favourite stripper has moved to Noumea for 3 months to work there. I miss her.

well I have learnt something. blowjobs are the most awesome thing EVER! sex is boring and I am crap at it.

noticed that Fubar is well over 2 1/4 million membership. I remember when it was a big deal approaching 10,000 all the questions "will we make it or will it just die out?" Now if Mike just had $1 for every memeber ... he would probably just piss it against the wall hahaha

There has been talk about a possible government regulation to have folic acid added to bread. This is because pregnant women here lack it and need it for baby. The reasoning given is that they need it before they get pregnant. My arguement then is that if women need folic acid prior to getting pregnant then instead of adding it to bread maybe they should add it to alcohol because that is what most women are consuming just prior to getting pregnant.

Girls have it made Girls have more fun Girls have their way To get lovers anytime they want Anytime she needs some lovin' Anytime she just gives a sign It won't take her long to find a man to oblige Guys got to plot Guys got to plan Guys got to lie, cheat, steal Do anything he can Anything to get her to love him Anything to make her agree That's the way it's been since Adam and Eve Girls can get it anytime they want Girls can get it where a man often won't Everybody's always after some lovin' now and then A woman gets it faster than any man can Girls can get it anytime they like Girls can get it a fact of life If she calls you for some lovin' in the middle of the night She can get a man runnin' at the speed of light We all look for love Somewhere, sometime Girls find it first They find it morning, noon and night And it's a wonder of nature, eighth wonder of the world That a man's got to chase her if he's gonna get the girl Oh, when a woman wants love A woman gets love And it's for sure she's gonna find it Before the sun comes up Girls can get it, they pick and choose Girls can get it, men are always in the mood If she calls you for some lovin' in the middle of the night She can get a man runnin' at the speed of light Girls can get it anytime they like Girls can get it a fact of life Oh, you know she'll find it easy You know that she can It's like givin' a little water to a thirsty man Girls can get it anytime they want Girls can get it where a man often won't

damn it is hot and humid grrrrrrrrrr will be sticky and muggy all night, I just know it :(

THE SALUTE RULE SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was thinking that if I had any musical talent and was in a band (but I dont so I am not, though you dont need talent to be a rap star, but I hate rap) what would I call the band. The band would have to be called "Magilla Rocks". The first album would be a collection of rocking covers of classic blues and soul tracks, similar to the tracks on the Blues Brothers and Committments. So then the album would have to be called ... Magilla Rocks Under The Covers