Delete me Im out's blog: "Random Musing #1"

1) What is your sign? Taurus 2) What is your favorite color? Black 3) More afraid of snakes or spiders? Neither as long as they aren't on me. 4) Longest amount of hours you've ever slept? Oh, 14 or so. 5) Are aliens real? Please don't scare me. 6) Eggs & bacon? Lamps & Astroglide. 7) Multilingual? I speak a little Spanish, and VERY little French. One of my goals is to learn Spanish, French, Portugese & Italian. 8) Why are hamburgers called 'HAMburgers' when they made from beef? Don't be retarded. 9) Sneakers or boots? I wear sneakers every day to work. 10) Is North Korea trying to play the world? In all honesty, I think the US is trying to play the world. 11) Is that glass half-full or half-empty? I've always been a half-empty girl, but I'm gradually making the transition to half-full. 12) Rather be naked or clothed? Depends on who I'm with. 13) Do you watch 'Grey's Anatomy'? Never seen it. 14) What is your all-time fave swear word/phrase? Either fuck (and all its derivitives) or c.u.n.t. And I spell it, not say it. 15) Up or down? Huh? 16) Are you addicted to anything (besides MySpace, of course)? I have an addictive personality...it's all free game. 17) Germany or China? Germany, I guess. 18) Drive a car, SUV, truck, or van? truck. 19) Where would you love to live? I think someplace on the water. Chesapeake Bay area, Gulf of Mexico, Hawaii...something like that. 20) Wasn't this survey FUUUUUUN? I keep my expectations pretty low, so yeah. ................................................. 1. What is your occupation? Self-employed. 2. What color are your socks right now? Bare feet. 3. What are you listening to right now? Hockey game. 4. What was the last thing that you ate? Does coffee count? 5. Can you drive a stick shift? No, not well. Well enough to get somewhere in an emergency (I think), but really no. 6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Black. 7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Babyboi. 8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Seems cool enough. (I snagged it off HIS blog!) 9. How old are you today? 30. Thanks for the reminder. 10. Favorite drink: Diet orange soda, brand doesn't matter. 11. What is your favorite sport to watch? PBR!!! 12. Have you ever dyed your hair? Yes. 13. Pets? 2 dogs, 6 cats. (The cats are more of a chariy case than pets.) 14. Favorite food? Food is good. 15. What was the last movie you watched? The Devil's Rejects (thanks SO much Justin) 16. Favorite day of the year? Middle of December is ranking pretty high these days...or whenever my divorce is final...of Christmas cuz I get lots of STUFF. 17. What do you do to vent anger? Swear. 18. What was your favorite toy as a child? I loved the Big Wheel. 19. What is your favorite Fall or Spring? Fall, no doubt. 20. Hugs or kisses? Depends. I'm a smoocher, but I dig the hugs too. 21. Cherry or Blueberry? Cherry. 22. Do you want your friends to email you back? Ever? Yes. 23. Who is most likely to respond? Maybe Glen? He's into this kind of thing. 24. Who is least likely to respond? Justin. 25. Living arrangements? Homeowner w/ex still in residence. 26. When was the last time you cried? What day is it? I'd say...a week ago. 27. What is on the floor of your closet? Shoe racks. 28. Who is the friend you have had the longest that you are sending this? Steven. 29. What did you do last night? Talked on the phone, watched a little TV, argued with the ex. 30. Favorite smell? MEN. 31. What are you afraid of? Aliens. The whole "unknown" aspect. Freaks me the hell out. 32. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburgers? Cheese, please. 33. Favorite dog breed? Mini dachshund. 34. Number of keys on your key ring? Oh, 15? 20? Not sure. 35. How many years at your current job? 2 on 11/29. 36. Favorite day of the week? Friday. 37. How many states have you lived in? Three. 38. Ever driven a Motorcycle or heavy machinery? A tractor. Oh, and a dumptruck! Do not tell the authorities about the dumptruck, please. 39. Any places visited outside of USA? Canada, St. Thomas, St. Maarten, The Bahamas, Mexico, and France.

You may have noticed my recent blog post is gone. Or, more likely, you never gave a shit in the first place. HOWEVER, I am posting a formal retraction. My (ex)husband posesses nothing if not the most upstanding of character, and I am a scum sucking puss sack. Happy now?

I've recently begun shaving areas that have never been shaved before. Now, before you get the idea that you could flush quail out of my bush, I've always been well-kempt, just not shaved. However, on the recommendation of a friend (who is particularly adept at shaving) I've started, and I like it. But that's another story. Anyhow, you know what I've noticed? That shaving takes time. When I've got time, I start thinking. So today, I've got a razor in my holiest of holies and I think, okay, now's a good time for a little introspection. What's up with me? What's up with "the wall?" (Editor's note: Those of you who are behind "the wall," and those who have a "wall" of your own, know very well what "the wall" is.) What am I so afraid of? My conclusion? What I'm most afraid of is falling for someone who has no intention of catching me. There. I've said it. It's out there. Jeebus, it's cold outside of the wall.

That's what I'd have if I could get my LC friends to contribute to my boob-job fund. C'mon kids, think of all the good it would do: Depressed soon to be divorcee gets brand new knockers - hilarity ensues! Anyway, I figure I could offer some sort of PBS telethon kind of reward system: $50.00 gets you a signed, 8x10 color glossy. $100.00 gets a free trip to second base. $500.00 gets to play motorboat. $1000.00 gets to make a pearl necklace. Full sponsorship gets free, unrestricted use of said boobs FOR LIFE. I'm really joking, but hey, if anyone actually WANTS to fund my new tits, I will stand by this offer. Go ahead. Surprise me! Muah! Sandy (and the girls)

Okay, so most of you know the status of my personal life. I was married at 18 (2 months before my 19th birthday) and have remained married for the last 11+ years. We've had our share of problems and issues but have done what most people do - ignore them. Back in April he moved out but I let him move back in in September when he was starting a new job. So we've been separated but living together. Well tonight we've decided (ok, so I pushed for an answer and he finally caved) to make it official and file for legal separation. I'm both happy and sad. Happy because he's finally accepted that there are serious problems and it's not worth ignoring the situation just to remain married, and sad because for a half of a second, I saw the guy I fell in love with again. So tonight I'm wistful over what's lost, yet relieved that I won't lose another 11 years of my life. It's funny, I thought I didn't have any tears left. I guess that I'm not as much of a hardened bitch as I thought. One thing is for certain: I am NEVER doing this again. No one is getting past the goddamn wall!

Why is it that I love thong underwear, but hate the feeling of regular underwear riding up my butt? I feel like there's something wrong with me. Comments? Suggestions?