That's what I'd have if I could get my LC friends to contribute to my boob-job fund. C'mon kids, think of all the good it would do: Depressed soon to be divorcee gets brand new knockers - hilarity ensues!
Anyway, I figure I could offer some sort of PBS telethon kind of reward system:
$50.00 gets you a signed, 8x10 color glossy.
$100.00 gets a free trip to second base.
$500.00 gets to play motorboat.
$1000.00 gets to make a pearl necklace.
Full sponsorship gets free, unrestricted use of said boobs FOR LIFE.
I'm really joking, but hey, if anyone actually WANTS to fund my new tits, I will stand by this offer. Go ahead. Surprise me!
Muah!
Sandy (and the girls)
