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I got an e-mail from my brother this afternoon before i walked out from my house today...
My great aunt died last night....she raised me since i was 2 yrs old...she taught me everything I know and more than any man (meaning my biological father) could ever teach me.....i was pretty bummed at work and i tried to keep a straight face but it was very hard...
I ll be ok ..I found out the funeral is on Christmas eve and theres no way im going back home to NJ on Thursday to a funeral so close to Christmas......
Why isnt there some kind of cosmic moratorium with death during the holidays??
What does "Spotted Dick" taste like???
Why do people act like morons during a time everyone is suppposed to be nice to each other???
Why do hot chicks ( who know they can get a date with any man they can) act like they are undateable or the men they want to date are no good for them??
Why does a dog lick its balls??
Why do women constantly complain about nonsensical shit??
Why dont i trust grown adult men??....I actually already know the answer to that one......
i think i ve rambled enough for now......
