Over 16,530,255 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?
Ok, so, I'm a judgemental asshole.
I admit it and I refuse to apologize for it.
Wait a second, hear me out.
I don't judge EVERYONE or EVERYTHING.
I judge stupidity and the people who continue to make the same stupid, painful, alienating mistakes over and over again.
Like me!
I judge and criticize myself relentlessly before anyone else. It's not like I think I'm better than everyone. God no. However, I TRY not to make the same mistakes over and over again. TRY is the key word. Most people don't even try. Would you continue to put your hand on a scalding hot stove if you knew you'd get second degree burns?
Uhh, no!
Yes, I get it, we're all human and humans make mistakes. Humans are also mammals and mammals are social creatures which means they're smarter by design. We learn from the people around us, by society, our friends and family.
STOP PUTTING YOUR HAND ON THE GOD DAMN HOT ASS STOVE!!
Look, I'm that friend that sticks by your side the first 20 times you fuck up. I'm lending money, clothes, buying food, bailing you out of jail...no judgement just support in any way, shape or form. However, when that 21st time rolls around, I have to ask myself "Is this person fucking stupid or do they just not care about themselves and the people helping them out?" I then realize this friendship is no longer healthy so I start shutting myself down to the other person. The friendship lense has been removed and now I see nothing but sharp edges, harsh colors and stupidity. No more kind words, no more favors, no more sugarcoating...nothing. We've been down this road so many times, I no longer need a map. You didn't care enough about me and my feelings so...you're on you're own, kid.
Am I wrong?
I didn't sleep well last night. I also left my Fubar page up and running all night. I forgot to turn my screensaver back on after watching a movie :/ So, I'm already grumpy when my alarm goes off at 6am. Imagine the jump in intensity of said grumpiness when I'm greeted by people on Fubar bitching, whining and carrying on about me supposedly ignoring them all night o_O
Ok. I said I was grumpy. That was a warning AND apology for the following bitch fest...
No, I don't want to meet up with you.
No, I don't want to get naughty/dirty/freaky/nasty/naked with you in person.
No, I don't want to get naughty/dirty/freaky/nasty/naked with you on cam.
No, I don't want to get naughty/dirty/freaky/nasty/naked with you on chat.
No, I don't want to get naughty/dirty/freaky/nasty/naked with you on the phone.
No, I don't want to FuMarry you.
No, I don't want to marry you IRL.
No, I will not take dirty pictures for you.
No, I will not make you a salute if I don't know you.
No, I will not turn my shoutbox back on.
No, I will not give you my number.
No, I will not give you my chat info.
No, I will not give you my address so you can send me gifts. WTF?
No, I will not take pictures of my feet for you.
No, I will not fan you back.
No, I will not rate all 7436785673456 of your damn pictures.
No, I will not go to your stupid ass, annoying lounge.
No, I don't want to know and I don't care to know.
No, I will not spy on so and so for you.
No, I will not give you so and so's phone number. Another "WTF?"
No, I don't give a fuck what he/she said.
No, I probably won't make you a banner.
No, I probably won't edit your pictures.
No, I will not buy you Bling. Polish your fucking hearts out.
No. I will not buy you a damn VIP.
Just SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Adults. Grown ass people acting like whiney, spoiled, selfish children. It's a website for crying out loud. A social networking site and no, NOT a dating website. There's a difference, you dolt.
Do you read anything like, ever? Can you read a profile BEFORE you do anything else? No salute, no add. PERIOD. Yes, I'm single. What am I looking for? I didn't know I was suppose to be looking for something. A baseball bat sounds good right about now. You wanna get to know me? Uhh, we were in process when you made that statement. You wanna see where this can go? Pffft! Dude, you're in Michigan and I'm in a little place I like to call "Reality". Oh, you come to Arizona a lot? That's nice, I don't give a tiny rat's ass.
So you wanna threaten people online? Dude, not only do text on a computer screen NOT hurt, it makes you look like the BIGGEST attention starved, emotionally damaged, instigating, Drama Queen in the history of...uhh, well, people like you :/ Save it for when you're actually in the same state, ok there, tough guy? Even then...LET IT GO.
So you broke up. Character assasination works BOTH ways, asshat. We don't wanna read about it in your status/blog. You wanna know why? WE DON'T FUCKING CARE! Grow the hell up, deal with it like an adult, keep it to yourself and get over it.
F U C K Y O U.
F U C K O F F.
Seriously, I just want to be left the hell alone. I want MY group of friends and really, that's it. Talk to them, socialize with them, blah blah blah. Yes I know I can adjust my settings, but I'm not going to shut myself down and let all the rest of you ego-maniacal, pervy, selfish fucks take over. You stay in your area and I'll stay in mine. I'm sick of the drama, the liars, the cheaters, the whores, the beggers, the games, the fakes, the fake friends. I don't even go looking for it....IT'S EVERYWHERE. I try to stay out of blogs, stay away from certain people but you just can't get away from it. Yeah, it's mostly my fault for signing in whenever I do which is less and less. The killer part is, Fubar Support can't delete my account because two of my salutes aren't in an actual folder to be deleted from. Don't ask me how that happened. It's ok though. I stay away for about a week, get bored, come back aaaaand now I remember why this social networking site is making me ANTI-social :/
I don't know what it is about Fubar.com that turns people into evil, sneaky, lying, manipulative snakes, but I hope this place burns like Sodom and Gomorrah.
Told you I was grumpy :/
Website for adults is NOT the same as adult website.
NO WHERE on the homepage or sign up page does it say anything about
!!LIVE NUDE CAM GIRLS!!
!!NUDE PHOTOS WITH MEMBERSHIP!!
!!DISGUSTING SHRIVELED MAN BALLS FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE!!
Yeah, no thanks.
I just want to socialize, have fun, interact with my friends and not be harassed.
This is an 'online bar'. Not an online brothel.
There's XXX cam sites for all that other bullshit.
Take your mammoth, saggy breasts and worn out va jay jay over there.
Dudes too.
That 2incher does nothing for me.
Besides, last time I checked...
Recieving money in exchange for sexual favors/acts/etc...
Was considered soliciting, right?
PROSTITUTION!
Yup, you're a hooker.
Get a job.
Look, I don't care if you wanna cam with your friends and act stupid in a lounge, whatever.
But when you're going around asking people if they wanna view your cam for money....
Get outta here with all that mess.
You set the precedent for the rest of us females.
"Oh, well, whats-her-name did it, Trashionista will do it too."
Uhh, fuck you very much, but no.
Self respect....GET YOU SOME!
Uhh...
Anyone else notice the recent abundant flow to the site is largely Crips and/or Bloods? They've been poppin' up left and right. I've seen threats in status messages, hateful and menacing comments on profiles and pictures. Absolutely ridiculous behavior! I mean, c'mon, Fubar isn't the cream of the crop when it comes to elite social networking sites....pfffffffffffft.....*ahem*....but don't add to the bullshit!
With that being said, I can't help but laugh!! xD
Gangsters have gone high tech.
No longer will they be victims to the mean streets when they can do all their gangbangin' on the information super highway!
How can you be runnin' the streets when you're runnin' a lounge?
It won't be hard to find and keep a couple FuHo's, but when it's time for bitch to pay you your money, you better have a PayPal account.
Hey, e-Bone Thugs 'N Harmony, what do you claim?
Wanna know what I claim: 000111010010101111000101010010100101
:N E W S F L A S H:
Real G's don't have Fubar accounts.
"I'm so fat and I'm complaining about how fat I am in the McDonald's drive-thru." - Kara xD
-REL
I adore the name Ransom as a girl's name.
Yesterday it was my ass cheeks. Today, it's my hands AND my ass cheeks.
32 is NOT a significant birthday age. Kinda like turning 27.
Warm beer is actually ok when it's 30 degrees out.
Use strawberry marshmellows when making S'mores.
Trying to put 100 balloons in an '84 Cutless is pure comedy.
I kinda hate my HTC Hero.
Girls. Fake nails? Don't pick your nose while driving over a speed bump. Blood everywhere.
Shaving your legs during the cold winter months should be outlawed.
Rel should never be put in charge of a Baby Shower. Never again.
-REL
My hands smell like garlic. Ugh.
You + bat + dead horse = Me + bat + you = dead you
-rel
I despise how my brain works.
It doesn't matter if I've studied a certain subject for years. If I don't apply it EVERYDAY, I forget. Same with people. I could know someone for 10 years. If I haven't seen or talked to them in 2, I forget their name.
THAT IS HORRID TO ME.
That ridiculous phrase "If you don't use it, you lose it" was thought up with me in mind :P
I'm not so arragont to truly believe I'm the only one who has this issue. I am, however, the only one stuck with this brain. Ugh.
Me done now. Me go play.
-REL
Like like like like.
That word like is over used.
Every other word coming out of people's mouths lately is LIKE.
Aaargh!!!!
I want to rip my hair out!
If I hear someone using Like every other word, I have to leave the conversation.
I've caught myself doing it.
But I can at least punch myself in my own face.
-REL
