1) Your name?: 1. Kristine
Noun Kristines are typically strange girls who force people to write definitions about them on Urban Dictionary. Their interests include youtubing, writing stories in first person, and creating endless layouts. They frequently move in herds and take impossibly long showers in the morning, forcing their cohabitants to resort to using the nearby river to cleanse themselves.
Kristine- Verb; kris-teen The action of copulating excessively and in turn, the female partner contracts sore thighs and/or legs.
Kristine- Adj; Kris-teen Describing painful thighs resulting from excessive copulation with one male partner mounted upon the other female sex partner
2) Your age?: 1. 35
1.what you call someone in there late teens and young twenties when college, a lack of excersize and shaving has taken a toll on their body. This causes the freshmen 15, a large gut and hair growth all over the belly. looking more like a 35 yr old fat man rather than a young adult.
Jordan was laying on my futon when i noticed he looked like he was 35, his hairy fat belly was exposed and almost made me throw up.
2.Gay Male Sex
Boob Sex
Fat Hairy Old Pedifile-y Highschool Students
Fat People Sex
I Went To Vegas And Had A 35 With A 35 And Then A Hot Chick Came In And I Totally Went Straight And Gave Her A 35.
3.This is a sexual position for the morbidly obese. One fatty sucks a second fatty's arm weenus. At the same time, the second fatty is sucking the first fatty's right leg weenus.
Woman: Get the take out off the bed and lets "35" sweetie
Man: You are so much tastier than this Peking Duck honey, great idea
3) One of your friends?: 1.Michelle
Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.
guy#1. "man that girl was hot and good in bed"
guy#2. "must've been named Michelle"
guy#1. "how'd you know?"
guy#2. "..."
michael michell michele mitchel michel
2. Michelle
Flirtatious and Having astounding sex appeal by nature. Attention whore. Gregarious and very social.
"That girl is pulling a Michelle"
mish mich michael gregarious flirt
3. Michelle
1.one who is amazingly concieted and very crazy. Michelle's tend to be a little out there but that is what makes them so loveable. they are also nymphos.
2. crazy sexual postion where you don't even know what is going on.
3.a different dimension.
I was with "michelle" the other day and OMG it is was amazing.
I tried the "michelle" last night and it was the best thing ever.
I wish i could travel to "michelle" like Martin did.
crazy michele sex dimension loveable
4) What should you be doing? 1.mumming
the art of having sex with a mother. This doesnt necessarily have to be there own, but anybody that they are aware of being a mother. mummed bummed bumming
oh dont worry about jim, hes just gone for a spot of mumming.
5) Favorite Food? t-bone
a woman who has an athelitic build and yet maintains her good looks .
A good looking woman with big breasts.
A good looking woman bodybuilder
(this term is generally a term used by
men with perverted minds )
2.T-Bone
When a Car crashes into another car forming the shape of a T. Also you can reverse the T-Bone by throwing a Reverse T-Bone where you slam on the brakes and reverse your car into the oncoming car.
The mailbu just t-boned me.
bone tbone crash boom pile up
3. t-bone
1) A very good steak
2) A nickname George Costanza from "Seinfeld" wanted to be called by at work, but Neil Watkins in accounting got it instead.
4.T-Bone
Abbreviation for tubesteak; dick, cock
Helen was all over MOCO's T-Bone!
tubsteak dick cock prick peter
5.T-Bone
During a threesome consisting of three males of the homosexual orientation, when all three erect penises meet at the same time (usually in a T formation) they all ejaculate on each other for sexual pleasure.
That T-Bone with Rico and Andre last night was so mind blowing!
ejaculate threesome penis sexual pleasure yum yum
6.T-Bone
When any male with a first name beginning with the letter T (ex. Tyler, Troy, Tom) has sexual intercourse.
"Hey, what happened to you last night?"
"I got T-Boned!"
7.T-Bone
Noun, kind of like your funny bone except in your ass. Causes the user to laugh seductively. Robin Hood's best friend, that fat-ass, Friar Tuck, used to play with his T-bone all the time, until one day he fell on a arrowhead that some Indian lost back when the "White Man" didn't rule... WHITE POWER....! So anyways he landed on an arrowhead and had to get it removed by some doctor who raped him. Yes raped him. So eventually he stopped playing with his T-Bone, got Aids then died... don't let this happen to you, unless your an Indian, then it's ok.
Did you see that man walking down the road, yes the one with the 3 feet. Well i saw him the other day in the doctors office... getting RAPED. Wow I hate Robinhood. T-BONE ME Doc.
t-bone jfk indian car plane michael jackson is gay
6) Hometown? 1. Grand Ledge
A suburb of Lansing. THIS TOWN IS MESSED UP!!!1 The only thing to do in Grand Ledge is drugs.
Grand Ledge is boring! Wanna go get high?
7) Middle name? 1.leigh
(abbreviation of leigh-low), is an adjective used to describe a person, an act, or a situation which is excrutiatingly painful for one to witness. This word is often accompanied by the act of the 'leigh-sayer' sticking their tounge out (the further the tounge pertrudes the more leigh) and clenching their fist as if to punch whomsoever caused the leighness
Wilf: "I'd love to go to Mexico"
Eric: "It's actaully pronounced Meh-Hi-Co"
*silence*
Wilf: *Sticks out tounge and goes to punch Eric* "Eric that was well leigh"
leigh leighness leigh-low leigh-life punch
2.Leigh
One of the most notorious whores in Rhode Island circa 2002-2007. Known to sleep with anything that has a dick, reguardless of its facial attributes or bodily proportions. Also famous for its love of bukhake, and the infamous Stink-N-Suck.
Holy shit! You gave that chick the ol' Stink-n-suck? She's fucked everyone I know, what is trying to turn into a Leigh?
stink-n-suck leigh rhode island whore slut skank
3.leigh
I COMPLETELY disagree with the first definition, OK?
Firstly, to ridicule a town you don't even live in is just DISRESPECTFUL, IGNORANT, and to be honest a bit PATHETIC.
If you haven't noticed, There are teenagers drinking cheap cider in Wigan and Lowton too, so I don't think there's any need to single out Leigh.
And it's completely unfair to judge a town on the people who inhabit it.
The person who attempted to define Leigh before me HASN'T GOT A CLUE!
leigh north west northwest town
4. leigh
use of a cheesy pick-up line on someone too hott for you, but they buy it and you have crazy sex with them
"DUDE, I just leighed on this chick"
"how'd it turn out, dawg?"
" i said 'my lips are skittles..wanna taste the rainbow?' and she was in my sheets in 5"
"DAAMMNNNNNNNN"
pick-up line rejection sexy hot balls salt slut sweet nuts leigh
5.Leigh
A shitty-arse town in the north-west of england, near to wigan. Near to a once great village called Lowton, but over the years has since developed into a town full of chavs who spend their lives drinking white lightning, smoking, and cursing the last numbers of genuinly nice peop;e. People from Leigh think they are a lot better than people who live in Lowton and Wigan, but they are exactly the opposite. Most people from the town deserve to be shot
8) Car you drive? Jeep
The most kickass vehicle on the face of the planet. Will go anywhere when properly equpped. Will crush little rice-boys no problem.
2.A Jeep,not a car,not a truck,but a Jeep
You call my Jeep a car one more time,I'll kick your ass fuckstick!
3.etymology: The word jeep does originate as a shortening of the abbreviation "G.P." to the single syllable "Jeep". However, "G.P." is not an abbreviation for "General Purpose" as is commonly believed. The original vehicle designation used by the manufacturer (Ford) for the military "Jeep" was GPW, where G denotes that it was a government vehicle, P denotes that it has an 80" wheelbase
4.
In Appalachian English, to "jeep" is to act a fool, to steal, or to just be plain stupid.
"Don't you be jeepin in this here office."
9) Your last name? Ross
ross
adj. ross·er, ross·ome
n. ross·ity, ross·ness
1. Of or pertaining to something, that, by the carefully judged standards of a select few individuals, is very cool and awesome
2. But not just normally awesome, it is a special kind of awesome that I wouldn't really expect you to understand unless you have truly felt the power of something ross in your life.
3. When you feel that something might be ross, you should consult me and I will tell you if it is or isn't.
4. Of course it's slightly subjective, but not really.
5. Some common misconceptions link this word to the stupid Friends character Ross. This is patently untrue. It has nothing to do with him, especially because he is not ross. The word is derived from the maniacal babblings of the Ealy family.
"Man, that DMB concert at Randall's Island was ross."
"I met this guy and he is rossome."
"Sometimes I am so cool it's hard to comprehend my own rossity."
2.A Ross
is a kind, sweet and funny person who is awesome to the max. Ross's can have multiple 'sides' to them. This can include the sweet side, rough side, and open side.
3.Ross:
An alien being that can aften be found at in locations of very high fun density. Otherwise, favoured habitat is forests or rivers.
4.Ross
When Something Is Straight Awsome To The Max.
"Seven forty-five, white on white, thats fuckin ross."
5 ross
.one who has an obnoxious laugh and is a flamer and a firecrotch...
Dude, look at that Ross over there! Let's go pick him up!
6.ross
A cheap store that looks like a bomb went off in it. Its a place where you can buy cheap clothes, but can only find one of each item, because everything is so disorganized and out of place.
7Ross
1. v. Growing a beard like Rick Ross'
2. adj. Awesome
10) Hottest celeb-matthew mcconaughey
That actor that all the ladies love. He Can charm any woman, he can turn lesbians straight, and straigt men gay. His name is impossible to spell. I'm surprised you found this definition. He Plays the same role in every movie : Ladies Man. Except in Reign Of Fire. He was a badass in that movie.
Girl1: matthew mcconaughey Is so sexy!
Guy1: I know!
