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ParadoxiMoxie's blog: "what the ass"

created on 01/18/2007  |  http://fubar.com/what-the-ass/b45927

.quick..catch.up.

k. im alive. kinda. n stuff. *nod* i think im sleep typing...but than...no. can you say...exhausted? cuz i sure can. ya ever just...bust so much ass...you're not completely sure you've made any progress whatsoever cuz the mess looks about the same if not worse? ya...thats pretty much where i am right now. we got internet yesterday... i was too tired to utilise it im also too tired tonite...but i figured i'd take a few moments before i pass out into oblivion and see how well the wireless worked down in my bedroom... i must say its superfantastic. tomorrow the direct-tv peoples are sposed to come...sometime between the hours of 7 - 12...or 12 - 5...which pretty much sounds like oh gee...between the hours of 7 - 5. fuckers. dun try to break it up and make it sound all special... i must say... i havent missed my horrorscopes in the least...get a load of this shit eh? There's a time to move instinctively and then there's a time to weigh each decision as if it were a piece of gold. More often, however, life requires you to mix up the two methods -- like right now, for instance. how bout a big barrel of eat me. yes that sounds quite good. *nod* still texting furiously with the boy...not furiously as in angry...furiously as in quickly.. sometimes it makes me wonder...is he that lonely? does he really not have any friends? or does he just wanna talk to me? i havent the slightest...nor the brain power to reflect on such things. so whatever..i dig it. i found my digi-cam. not my underware mind you...but my digi-cam. i think perhaps tomorrow i'll take a day off from the unpacking brigade and like...take some pictures...so i can email them to mah chickadee...to sort of like...iunno...entice her ass to come see me? or somethin along those lines. oh guess what. ya. still no hot water. oh gee...ya dunno the hot water story? of course you dont. cuz i havent been online. sooooo...we get here friday nite...midnite...stay in a hotel...meet up with the house owner saturday morning bright and early at 7 am... why so early? cuz the movers are coming to unload between 8 - 9 and we needed time to do a quick walk-thru and get those nifty things called keys. so...i had my qwest transferred...and set up direct-tv thru them cuz it was just easier to bundle...and i have the electric turned on for friday...so yay for electricity... moms called the water company friday morning...and they said they couldnt turn it on until they had a copy of her drivers license and a cancelled check...and oh ya they're only open til 3...how the eff does that help us when the movers are still there at 3 is beyond me...so friday, saturday, sunday...no water in the house. *raises eyebrow* monday comes...travel our asses to the water company...tada! let there be water... already had a work order in for the gas company...cuz the hot water tank is gas... they come out yesterday and say...ya that tank isnt properly vented...and theres a pipe that needs to be there to go to the ground incase of back flow or back pressure or whatever the shit it is cuz at this point who gives a fuck i want a hot fucking shower...but no. gas man cant turn on the gas til the tank is fixed. mmk....... at least the owners rock.. cuz they came out on the 4th of july at 9:30 in the morning and fixed it. *nod* so tomorrow we call the gas company...*cough* yet again...and they wont be able to come out til friday...but at least there will be hot water for the weekend...cuz lemme tell ya...cold water showers not by choice...really suck major balls...*nod* i hung pictures on the walls today. not all of them but who fuckin cares...its getthin there dammit. Monkey decided it would be uber cool to run around naked...but she spied her potty...sat down...and peed on it...so thank tree for small favors! went to the walmart...which is...in small town speak..'down the road aways'...and procured some 'wind machines'...otherwise known as big ass fans...til we can take a trip up to the target in flagstaff n buy some ceiling fans for my room n the kids' rooms. and a bunch of other stuff n things cuz like...we could. i heart the ace hardware right down the street. got mahself a drill... and some painting supplies for that pesky dresser cleaning supplies and some new herb plants cuz i had to leave mine behind *cries* i did get a kick ass pothos tho...n theres a hook in my room right by my window...so i think that'll work swimmingly. i think i've typed long enough about things no one gives a shit about except for me... which makes this just about the perfect time to pass out between my brand mew 300 thread count egyptian cotton sheets. *nod* stupid boys should be made to choke on their own balls. there. have a bit of random. und das ist alles.
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