As requested:
A guide to properly commenting on Candy, her page, and the elements therewithin.
0. You are not expected to be perfect (I sure as fuck am not,) but there are certain grammar pet peaves of which you should be aware.
1. Candy is a she. She is not a they. Thus, she is not a their. Ergo "I went to Candy's page and thier photos were phat!" is fucking moronic.
2. Their is a possessive pronoun; it describes something belonging to 'they'. For exmaple, 'they have their watches, which they bought over there.'
3. There is a place or direction. There does not mean that something(s) is(are). Neither does it quantify that which belongs to they.
4. Our other friend would like to note "they're all good uses of their 'there' skills, but your skills, which I hope you're simply hiding, are lacking."
5. Similar to their/they're, your is possessive
6. You're means "you are."
7. UR is great if you are in limited space for texting, and using a keypad. Typing 'you' requires -on most keyboards- a maximum traversal of approximately 5/16 of one inch. Don't be so fucking lazy.
8. It's all good. It's time to party.
9. Its hair is red. Its clothes are missing.
10. Whilst none are expected to know which case something is, those of you whom understand this might get bonus points.
11. I hear you.
12. Come here. Can you hear me from here?
