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PROPER GUIDENCE
created @ 12/17/2009 10:39 pm
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WHAT DO YOU SAY TO YOUR KID WHEN THEY SAY "I WANT TO BE PRESIDENT WHEN I GROW UP." THERE WAS A TIME IN MY PAST WHEN THAT WAS NOBLE BUT MY FIRST THOUGHT IF VERBALIZED WOULD HAVE BEEN ISSUED WHILE BEATING HIS ASS SAYING "YOU ARE NOT A LIAR, A CHEAT, A MASS MURDERER, AND IF YOU PLAN ON CIRCUMVENTING THE CONSTITUTUION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA YOU CAN JUST PACK YOUR SHIT AND LEAVE! GO LIVE IN SOME OTHER COUNTRY AND SEE HOW GOOD YOU HAVE IT! THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY SO MANY MEN IN HISTORY HAVE GIVEN THEIR LIVES TO DEFEND THAT DOCUMENT.(OK SO HE'S ONLY 5 YEARS OLD)
WELL ITHOUGHT ABOUT TELLING HIM TO BE A JUDGE OR LAWYER BUT THEN THOUGHT ,"IF THE U.S. JUSTICE DEPARTMENT IS CORRUPT THEN IT ALL MUST BE ! SO THEN I THOUGHT OH BE A SCIENTIST! THEN REMEMBERED THE NEW HOW THEY GOT CAUGHT FUDGING NUMBERS TO PRESENT FALSE REPORTS OF GLOBAL MELTDOWN. SO NOW I JUST DONT KNOW WHERE TO DIRECT HIM TO GO. iS ANYTHING SACRED ANYMORE? IS THERE HONEST PEOPLE DOING HONEST WORK ANYMORE?
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