Trouble's blog: "poems and writtings"

What: 11th Annual Williston Brothers Halloween Freak Show: The Day of the Dead Where: Jackson's Hole Sports Grill 1520 20th Street Denver, Colorado 80202-1222 phone: 303.298.7625 When: Friday, October 31, 2008 Cost: $10 donation will be given to the Leukemia Foundation Drink Specials: $2 Coors Light, $2 Corona, $2 DOA shots. Theme: Dia De Los Muertos (Costumes Mandatory) More Information: denver@trgf.org

Bohemian Rhapsody the Original Lyrics I'm lyin' here on the floor where you left me I think I took too much I'm crying here, what have you done? I thought it would be fun I can't stay on your life support, there's a Shortage in the switch, I can't stay on your morphine, 'cause it's making me Itch I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes Being a little bitch, I think I'll get outta here, where I can Run just as fast as I can To the middle of nowhere To the middle of my frustrated fears And I swear you're just like a pill Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me Ill You keep makin' me I'll I haven't moved from the spot where you left me This must be a bad trip All of the other pills, they were different Maybe I should get some help I can't stay on your life support, there's a Shortage in the switch, I can't stay on your morphine, 'cause it's making me Itch I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes Being a little bitch, I think I'll get outta here, where I can Run just as fast as I can To the middle of nowhere To the middle of my frustrated fears And I swear you're just like a pill Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me Ill You keep makin' me ill Run just as fast as I can To the middle of nowhere To the middle of my frustrated fears And I swear you're just like a pill Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me Ill You keep makin' me I'll I can't stay on your life support, there's a Shortage in the switch, I can't stay on your morphine, 'cause it's making me Itch I said I tried to call the nurse again but shes Being a little bitch, I think I'll get outta here, where I can Run just as fast as I can To the middle of nowhere To the middle of my frustrated fears And I swear you're just like a pill Instead of makin' me better, you keep makin' me Ill You keep makin' me ill

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With World Com, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Makes You Proud To Be An American!

Men here are just a few things women don't want to know when your trying to hook up with us ! You hooked up with the hot barmaid You lived with your parents until recently The bad things your buddies are up to The one that got away You look at porn a number of times a week I wouldn't want a guy to tell me about the one that got away, especially if he was still hooked on her.

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, notrealizing that the little boy is in there already. The little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man says, 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball.' Man: 'That's nice' Boy: 'Want to buy it?' Man: 'No, thanks.' Boy: 'My Dad's outside.' Man: 'OK, how much?' Boy: '$250' In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together. Boy: 'Dark in here.' Man: 'Yes, it is.' Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.' The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'How much?' Boy: '$750' Man: 'Sold.' A few days later, the Dad says to the boy, 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.' The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.' The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?' Boy: '$1,000' The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.' They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door. The boy says, 'Dark in here.' The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again you're in my closet now.'

INTERESTING DATA JUST RECEIVED ON TAXES Spread the word..... This is something you should be aware of so you don't get blind-sided. This is really going to catch a lot of families off guard. It should make you worry. Proposed changes in taxes after 2008 General election: CAPITAL GAINS TAX MCCAIN 0% on home sales up to $500,000 per home (couples) McCain does not propose any change in existing home sales income tax. OBAMA 28% on profit from ALL home sales How does this affect you? If you sell your home and make a profit, you will pay 28% of your gain on taxes. If you are heading toward retirement and would like to down-size your home or move into a retirement community, 28% of the money you make from your home will go to taxes. This proposal will adversely affect the elderly who are counting on the income from their homes as part of their retirement income. DIVIDEND TAX MCCAIN 15% (no change) OBAMA 39.6% How will this affect you? If you have any money invested in stock market, IRA, mutual funds, college funds, life insurance, retirement accounts, or anything that pays or reinvests dividends, you will now be paying nearly 4 0% of the money earned on taxes if Obama become president. The experts predict that 'higher tax rates on dividends and capital gains would crash the stock market yet do absolutely nothing to cut the deficit. INCOME TAX MCCAIN (no changes) Single making 30K - tax $4,500 Single making 50K - tax $12,500 Single making 75K - tax $18,750 Married making 60K- tax $9,000 Married making 75K - tax $18,750 Married making 125K - tax $31,250 OBAMA (reversion to pre-Bush tax cuts) Single making 30K - tax $8,400 Single making 50K - tax $14,000 Single making 75K - tax $23,250 Married making 60K - tax $16,800 Married making 75K - tax $21,000 Married making 125K - tax $38,750 Under Obama your taxes will more than double! How does this affect you? No explanation needed. This is pretty straight forward. INHERITANCE TAX MCCAIN 0% (No change, Bush repealed this tax) OBAMA Restore the inheritance tax How does this affect you? Many families have lost businesses, farms and ranches, and homes that have been in their families for generations because they could not afford the inheritance tax. Those willing their assets to loved ones will not only lose them to< BR>these taxes. NEW TAXES BEING PROPOSED BY OBAMA * New government taxes proposed on homes that are more than 2400 square feet * New gasoline taxes (as if gas weren't high enough already) * New taxes on natural resources consumption (heating gas, water, electricity) * New taxes on retirement accounts and last but not least.... * New taxes to pay for socialized medicine so we can receive the same level of medical care as other third-world countries!!!

1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. 3. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you. 5. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. 6. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to call them at 4 :00 in the morning. 7. Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area. 8. Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really big guy named Bubba. 9. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. 10. Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear. 11. Consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy. 12. Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the heck happened to your pants.

You can live in Phoenix , Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food. 5. You know that 'dry heat' is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door. 6 The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! You can Live in California where... 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. 2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway. 3. You know how to eat an artichoke. 4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party. 5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is. 6 The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought You can Live in New York City where... 1. You say 'the city' and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan 2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map. 3. You think Central Park is 'nature,' 4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. 5. You've worn out a car horn. 6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression. You can Live in Minnesota or Maine where... 1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco 2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas. 3. You have more than one recipe for moose. 4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons. 5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction. You can Live in the Deep South where... 1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store. 2. 'y'all' is singular and 'all y'all' is plural. 3. 'He needed killin'' is a valid defense. 4. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob , Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, MARY BETH, etc. You can live in Colorado where... 1.You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car. 2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center. 3. A pass does not involve a football or dating. 4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail. You can live in the Midwest where... 1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name. 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor. 3. You have had to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' on the same day. 4. You end sentences with a preposition: 'Where's my coat at?' 5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, 'It was different!' AND You can live in Florida where.. 1. You eat dinner at 4:15 in the afternoon. 2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars. 3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist. 4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state. 5 Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.

I think its time for a vacation! I have been working tons of hours at work. On top of that its come to a point were my only grandmother can not live by her self anymore. So we have started to move my grandma in with my parents. Not only is it metaly draining but emotionally draining. Knowing that one day in the near future that my grandma's house will no longer belong to our family. The house my grandpa and grandma built with there 2 hands gone! I spent all weekend long taking care of a friend of my when he got out of the hospital and the hold time being compared to a women i have never met and if i did i would kick her A$$ if. I don't understand men that what to be with a women that is selfish, uncaring ect. My dad have surgery yesterday and will need 2-4 more in the next couple of months My son getting into more trouble Then today I was ask if would take a new position with my company . I don't know what to tell them ! So take Vacation in August and i want to take a week off and my company will only give me 3 days off not the week. I paid for the plane tkts in advance and the hotel. But now i 'm going to have to come back 2 days earlier unless i can find someone at work to work for me. Damn I'm screwed!