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I start this with the disclaimer that PNG's ship has sailed. Besides the fact that she's dating someone else, I found out she supports a tea party candidate, so yeah, uh no.
But, even though we'll never dance, I am still awesome, because I just am. Occassionally when I make trips to the communal candy jar, I may grab one for PNG, because I'm just a nice guy. Plus its on top of a cubicle wall in the I/T hole and she cant reach.
Today, I grabbed her one and left it on her desk on my way back. She came over to tell me "You don't know how excited I was when I found that!"
It's almost as if the poor girl has never experienced awesomeness. I feel bad for her, too bad she didnt know how to recognize it when she had a shot at it.
