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Woman Voice: Hi, we need you. The toilet had a small leak and Jerry, my husband, the moron, thought he could fix it. I told him he couldn't but he wouldn't listen. Like he ever does, he's so . . .
Guy Voice: (picks up extension) I didn't do anything, OK? She had a wrench . . .
Woman Voice: Get off the phone Jerry, now. Get off or I. . . (guy hangs up)
Woman Voice (cont): Sorry. (deep breaths) Now every time we flush, brown water pours out the kitchen sink. How could that be? It smells, it's gross. God. I could kill him, really, I swear, he's such a . . . . Sorry. Listen to me. Do I sound desperate? I am desperate. Please, just call. Call. OK? Call. Call us. Thankyou. Please call.
