♥"Hey Yuz Guyz" is your traditional greeting.
♥You know the time and location of every Wing Night in a 10 mile radius.
♥You know the location of the following towns, know someone from them and have spent time there: Monongahela, Altoona, Bethlehem, ♥Ligonier, Harmony, and Wilmerding.
♥You've memorized lines from the movie "Flashdance".
♥If you're a guy, your biggest fear is seeing your best friend drive into the "fruit loop".
♥You're second biggest fear is seeing him drive out with Kordel Stewart.
♥If you're a girl, you're biggest fear is getting hit on by a hairy-chested man, heavily weighted in gold chains, who refers to his friends as "junior" at Chauncey's.
♥Your latest cultural experience: On your way to partying at Slippery Rock University, having to stop your car to let the Amish buggy cross the street.
♥As your out-of-town friends brag about their latest trips to Europe, you think to yourself, "Polish Hill will suffice."
♥You eat out at least once a week at a mafia-owned Italian pizza parlor.
♥Your father has worked for the same company for over 20 years.
♥You don't see what all the hype is about Disney World when Kennywood is just around the corner.
♥You're having a hard time on where to take your date out for dinner and a night on the town: - "meat on a stick" in the south side and the guzzling IC Light at Jack's... Or splitting an order of "O fries" and guzzling IC Light at Peter's Pub.
♥" N at' " is eloquently added to the end of every sentence.
♥You've taken deliberate field trips to the Andy Warhol museum.
♥You water ski on the Youghiogheny River Lake.
♥You feel the only good bands out there are Donny Iris, Joe Grushecky, The Blue Oyster Cult, The Clarks and of course.... Rusted Root.
♥You're more worried about Hines Ward's health than your own.
♥You own more than one original Terrible Towel.
♥You don't understand what all the hype is about for Rolling Rock beer. You've been drinking it for years, although Penn Pilsner is better.
♥You consider a great vacation a trip to Conneaut Lake or Lake Erie.
♥For something a little more exotic, a trip to the Jersey shore.
♥You're 35 years old, have never been outside of Allegheny County, and don't see the need to leave.
♥You only own four spices: salt, pepper, Heinz ketchup, and the bottle of Trappey's Red Devil you swiped from Primanti's.
♥For the life of you, you can't understand why your all your out-of-town friends don't get the "fries and cole slaw" thing...
♥You have 101 favorite recipes for kolbasi and sauerkraut.
♥Words like: hoagie; chipped ham; pop; and gumband actually mean something to you.
♥You can use the phrase "Firehall Wedding" and not even bat an eye.
♥You walk carefully when it is "slippy" outside.
♥You often go down to the "crick".
♥You have to "red up", before company comes over.
♥You've ever gotten hurt by falling into a "jaggerbush".
♥You know that Ahia is a river, a boulevard, and a state.
♥You've ever "warshed" or "wershed" the laundry.
♥You know you can't drive too fast on back roads,cause-udda-deer.
♥You've drank an "Arn" .
♥You've told someone to "quit jaggin around".
♥You know that Clinton, Monaca, and Beaver, are actually names of towns. You've called someone a 'jaggoff'.
♥You hear "you guyses", or "yins" and don't think twice.
♥You hate Cleveland, although you've never been there.
♥You drink "pop", eat "hoagies", pierogies, and gyros(jy-rows).
♥You know what a still mill is.
♥You can find Zillionopal on a map.
♥You go 'food shoppin' at 'Jine Iggle'.
♥You believe that "Ize" is the abbreviaton for "I was.
♥You know someone from 'Sliberty, E-sliberty, or Wesliberty.
♥You know the Pittsburgh Zoo is in 'Hilinpark' and have been there for school field trips.
♥You know what is meant by "The Point".
♥Chipped ham was always in your refrigerator when you were growing up.
♥♥♥You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Pittsburgh.♥♥♥
