Lets see... about me... im 22 years old, hazel eyes, blond hair. I'm a cancer (astrologically, not diagnosed). I make jokes pretty much about everything, and i see it as my way of dealing with things. I either will make a joke, or snort some crack. (thats a joke... please laugh).I have the most messed up, whacked out, fucked up, crazy ass, coolest, neatest friends that anybody could ever ask for. Without them, I would not be who I am today. My family is well, a watered down version of me, but yet, still outrageous and outlandish. My mom is just awesome, and will adopt any of my friends as her own.I have four wonderful, not really mine, kids. Hailey, who is five and kindergarten, Jake, who is three, and in day care, and Erin, who is two, and learning what she can and can not play with, and Lyndee, who is still drinking from the bottle (of milk, not vodka like her mom hehe). I am the adopted "uncle" for the four. These 4 kids are one of the biggest joys i could ask for... and i can not wait for them to grow up, and see what they can become.It has been said that I can go bi-polar in about 20 seconds. Not really, but I will hit my point, and you will know it. It rarely ever happens (only about 2x in the last 3 years), but when it does, I make sure that everybody knows about it. I try to tolerate everyone, and some days that is just not an option. If I yell at someone (which rarely ever happens), its because im really (a) stressed or (b) angry at you. Odds are, I will yell and be over it in about oh, 10 minutes, unless you burn my house down. I call things "do-hickies" and "do-dad", and i swear like a sailor. I burp and fart, and make inappropriate comments at sometimes the worst time.I can be amused by pretty much anything, like a cup of ice, or something that changes colors. Seriously, it has happened before..... or aluminum foil.. serious ADD.