LadyBratt's blog: "Picture"

To everyone, I'm so sorry I have not been around lately! Work, Holidays, Work, Massive court S**T, work and kids and work and kids. It's been a hayday and I'll try to do better at keeping in touch. I hope the holidays were great for eveyone and the New Year finds you in health and happiness!!!! Take care and all my love....Muah BTW.... I'm SO proud of my GIANTS!!!!

I won't mention any names because you know who I'm talking to, but if by chance I give you my number, then you MUST realize I'm a single mother of three teenage girls, I work until 7 or 8pm EVERYDAY. I also MUST go out of town as it is part of my job. Having said this if I don't answer my phone or call you RIGHT back, and you leave me like 10 messages and they are not very nice or even RUDE....Then please FEEL FREE and lose my flippin number, because I don't have time nor do I want to deal with that DRAMA....Much Love to all my understanding friends!!!!

Good morning to all! I just wanted to say thank you all for the many many birthday wishes! I'm sorry I don't have the time to thank each and everyone of them on a one on one basis, but do know that shortly the new job and new home, kids school will all be finally in order, and hopefully I'll get the chance to once again talk to all my favorites, lots of love,Muahhhhh

Hi to everyone! Just wanted to let you all know that I am finally moved into my new home in Apple Valley CA. Yeahhh! This is for all who have been wondering what the hell happened to me. Now ya know! I'm backkkkk, and missed you all a great deal....Muah

I find it amazing how after a few days of problems w/ my internet provider, that I come on here FINALLY and I can really tell who my real friends are!! Might I add much huge love to you, and you all know who's who in the CT world...MUAHHH, Anywho those who really know me, also know I'm not the typical BITCHER...so for those of you who didn't even notice that I wasn't around...say Good-Bye..cause seriously I do have a real life w/ real friends on here as well as in the reality world, and I'm not here for status...and once again a great deal of love to my true CT friends and Family! P.S. OK I'm done ranting so lets play....MUAHHHH

A little boy goes to his father and Asks "Daddy,how was I Born?" The father answers:"Well son,I Guess one day you will need to Find out anyway! Your Mom and I First got together in a chat Room on Yahoo.Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.We sneaked into a secluded room,where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.As soon as i was ready to upload,we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,and since it was too late to hit the delete button,nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:YOU GOT MALE !

REAL NEWSPAPER ADS FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog Bites. FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES... Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound. FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat .. been out a while. Better be a reward. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby. GEORGIA PEACHES California grown - 89 cents lb. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie. AND THE BEST ONE : FOR SALE ! BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married last month. Husband knows everything

25 signs that you've grown up for good 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good shit." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh shit, what the hell happened?" Bonus: 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt;

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog." I KNOW YOU SMILED!!!!!