I little bit about more me? Well lets see.....No, I never was in Vietnam. I never once drove into an empty swimming pool. I never let the carpet walk right out from under me.....I never did become an exotic dancer,or a customer service representative.......I never took the pulse of a dying duck,or gave mouth to mouth to a horse fly..... In a way, I suppose you could say my experience is quite limited. For example, I never locked Oliver Cromwell in a broom closet while singing Waltzing Matilda, I never sawed a television in half, although I once saw Wendy O. Willams saw a guitar.......I never played a decent game of jacks, I never played poker with a toothless one eyed pirate who kept picking his teeth with a bowie knife to distract me, while his parrot looked over my shoulder and told him what cards I had by using an elaborate code involving vomiting,squawks, and sea chanteys......I never bought a lamp.......wait..... I did buy a lamp once.....But I never bought a lantern,or a lambskin prophylactic.....I never bought lima beans,lime pudding or a Lionel Richie album......I never bought anything beginning with the letter "L" , .....except lollipops, light bulbs and lettuce..............and the lamp. I never laid down for a nap and woke up with the Everly Brothers in bed with me......I never let a cyborg take out the garbage...........O.k........As you can see I tend to ramble......but you'll get used to it..... :-)