Attractive Girl: Excuse me, do you know how to get to Port Authority?

Me (thinking): You have nice boobs

Me: Yeah, just head down that way to 42nd street, make a right, and go down to 8th Ave, you can't miss it.

Attractive Girl: Does that go through Times Square?

Me (thinking): You have really nice boobs

Me: Yeah, you'll go through the south part of it.

Attractive Girl: Is it far?

Me (thinking): Your ass isn't too bad either

Me: Nah, just a couple blocks over and a few down, its a nice walk.

Attractive Girl: Oh, ok, thanks!

Me: Not a problem, you've got nice boobs.