I was asked to do this so here it goes...be gentle with me LOL
ANSWER HONESTLY OR DON'T BOTHER!
Age/Sex: 36/Male
Are you a virgin? It's been 4 months, so I feel like one
If so you can stop now, If not how many people have you slept with? The right amount so far
Dated? Post HS -- 5
Kissed? Post HS -- More than 5
Been in love with? 2
Told you love? 2
Told they loved you? 5
How many relationships? 5
Longest? Shortest? 15 years/a few months
Best and worst? Angie/All good
Info about your first girl/boyfriend? Kelly...small, very sweet, gave in to easily to everyone (including me)
Info about your first love? Amy...sure we were gonna marry, cheated on me in college
Last girl/boyfriend? Angie
Last love? Angie (and current)
How many people you dated seen you naked? All of them
Ever have a one night stand? Yes
Ever slept with someone and regretted it? Not really
How many regrets? n/a
Where did you lose your virginity and to whom? Amy's grandmother's attic
Was it everything you expected? Yes
Do you go down? How many people? Oh yes, all of them
Receive head? How many people? Yes, 2 (not my favorite)
Same sex sex? Or anything like it? Yeah, right!
Ever have a 3 some or orgy? Not yet
If yes, what combinations? See above
If not, want to? What combo(s)? Yes~MFF
The longest you've gone without sex? 4 1/2 months
The longest sex session you've had in one day? Off and on for several hours
Ever have sex in public? No
Given or received road head? No
Ever had sex in a car? Yes
Pool? Yes
Work? No
Church? No
Public bathroom? No
Bar? No
School? No
Library? No
Parents bed? Yes
Shower/Tub? Yes
Hot Tub/ Jacuzzi? Yes
On a pool table? No
Kitchen table? No
Airplane? No
Stairs? No
Outside? Yes (love the outdoors)
Ever had phone sex? Yes
Cyber sex? Yes
Do you watch/own porn? Yep
Use sex toys? No, but not adverse to the idea
Role play? Not much
Any fantasies you've created or played out? To be a pirate and ravage a damsel!
Ever messed around with your best friend's boy/girlfriend? Never (that's not being a best friend)
If so what did you do? N/A
Ever faked an orgasm? LOL
Ever had one? No, more than one
Are you aggressive in bed or passive? Which do you prefer? Mostly aggressive, but would try passive
Do you like being tied up? Haven't been
Scratched? Yes
Bitten? Yes
Spanked? No
Abused or yelled at? No
Hot wax? No
Handcuffed? Would try it
Hair pulled? No hair
What is your stance on dirty talk? Talk nasty to me baby!
What drives you crazy in bed? Breasts, butts, and lacy, crotchless lingerie
What do you despise in bed? Same old routine
What are your erogenous zones? Other than the obvious...ears, neck
Are you loud in bed? or quiet? Loud!
Do you lay there or move? Move
What's your favorite position? Tie: from behind and her on her back with legs over my shoulders
Your least favorite position? No such thing
Are you open-minded or a prude? Open-minded
Do you masturbate? No other choice right now
Do you in front of your lover? No
Do they in front of you? No, but I'd be up for it
What turns you off? Nothing that I can think of
What turns you on? Lingerie
Worst sex you ever had? For a guy, usually any sex is good sex
Best sex you ever had? Loud, waterbed, scented oils, most positions, 2 hours, after nothing for 4 months
The biggest age difference in a partner (young or old)? 2 years
Ever had sex with your boss? No
Co-worker? No
Ever cheated or been cheated on? Been cheated on
Ever lied about how many people you've been with? No
Is that a lie? No
How many times have you lied on this survey? None, I'm an open book baby!
