People absolutely crack me up. Seriously!
First of all, to sit back and intentionally start shit and then say "Oh, I don't wanna start anything..." is just ridiculous. You either wanna start something, or ya don't. If you don't, then don't. But for God's sake, if you're gonna start something, own up and take the hit!
Then there's the matter of getting your friends in on it. I know it's probably a much nicer feeling to have an army behind ya, but come on...why drag everyone else into your petty little game? If they made the choice to involve themselves (which I suspect is the case, considering...), then so be it. But really, if you can't do your own dirty work, you're better off sitting in a corner somewhere eating hair.
Which brings me to the point of research. If you need someone else to get you on your shit-starting soap box, why would you bother in the first place? And if that’s really the case, that would be one thing, but it's an entirely different matter to keep tabs on someone and then blame your friends for your sad little attempt to start trouble. Wouldn't it just make more sense to say "Ya know, I've been wanting to say this for a while..."? Instigating speaks to a lack of character to begin with, but trying to lie about it and make someone believe that other people are to blame for your desire to do some kind of damage is just pitiable.
And since I'm on the topic of lying, just...why? If you don't have some decent ammo with which to start your juvenile shit, don't even try! If you have to consciously sit there and think "Let's see, I don't really have anything to say, so what can I make up that would do some potential damage?" you probably shouldn't be starting shit to begin with, much less trusted to tie your own shoes. Looks like it's Velcro for you from here on out, genius...
And finally, we come to the issue of arrogance. Don't pretend you know everything about someone else. Just don’t do it. How can you even presume to think that you are completely informed on situations that don't involve you? Where does one get the nerve to think they are somehow more knowledgeable about someone else’s life, I’d like to know? It boggles the mind...
In conclusion, I’d just like to give a big, heartfelt THANK YOU to the poor little girl who inspired me to write this blog. Your whiny little attempt at being the victim gave me the biggest smile I’ve had in a long time. As any true writer knows, you should never reveal your sources, otherwise, this would have been accompanied by a quoted copy of your oh-so-hilarious message entitled “i was sent the link to your profile”, which moved me in such a way that I’m not ashamed to admit that I laughed until I almost peed myself. I’m tellin’ ya, hun…INSTANT classic! I think I’ll have it embroidered on a pillow...
