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Scene opens at some sort of nightclub / bar in space.
(Ari) “I don’t think this is a space diner. There playing metal and . . . There’s blood on the dance floor!”
(Me) “Why does this place seem familiar?”
A woman with long very red hair and very large breasts pulls a gun on a group of patrons and demands they pay their bill.
(Me) “Deadchick!”
(SLDC) “Hey Cap.” *smiles and walks away with a fist full of cash*
(Ari) “You know her?”
Everyone in the club suddenly notices the Captain and yells “CAP!”
(Me) *waves at everyone* “Holy shit! It’s Purgatory Dance Party, I know just about everyone in here.”
(Sibene) “I thought we were going to a space diner for the experience? How did we end up here without you knowing where we were?”
(Me) “I have no idea, i;m usually drunk when i come here, but dont worry about that, just trust me this will be way more fun than a space diner.”
(Ari) “Are those zombies in a holding pen?”
(Me) “I don’t know, probably.”
(Ari) “Probably? . . . Does Ravena hang out here?”
(Me) “Yeah right, she’d kill everyone here just to make sure.”
(Glitter) *another large breasted women only with pink hair* “Just to make sure what?”
(Me) “That you’re not all undead.”
(Glitter) “Oh right, Ravena, the space vampire chick that works for you.”
(Ari) “Captain who’s this? And who’s Deadchick?”
(Me) “This is Glitter, her and the Deadchick run the place. We just call her SLDC, she likes to be anonymous to the noobs. Glitter this is Ari.”
(Glitter) “Hello Ari, aren’t you cute with your little skulls and pigtails. You’ll fit right in here, Come on I’ll show you around. SLDC! Come meet Cap’s little friend!” *walks off with Ari*
(Sibene) “Are you sure letting her go off with her is such a good idea?”
(Me) “All these people are my homies, she’s safer here than she is at a pedophile clown convention in a power plant.”
(Sibene) “Ah, I see...”
(Me) “I should find Andrea, I think I owe her a lap dance.”
(Sibene) “What?”
(Me) “. . . Nothing...”
(Ari) *yelling across the bar* “Look Captain, its Amish Jesus!”
(Me) *yells back* “Kilgor!” *wanders off into the crowd*
(Sibene) “. . . This is the strangest place I’ve ever been in.”
(Dreadlockula) “You seen my corncob?”
(Sibene) “. . .”
Scene fades into the epic debauchery that is the Purgatory Dance Party...
