>>DON'T MESS WITH MOM
>>
>>My son came home from school one day,
>>with a smirk upon his face.
>>He decided he was smart enough,
>> put me in my place.
>>
>>Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
>>that's taught by Mr. Wright?
>>It's all about the laws today,
>>The "Children's Bill of Rights."
>>
>>It says I need not clean my room,
>>don't have to cut my hair.
>>No one can tell me what to think,
>>or speak, or what to wear.
>>
>>I have freedom from religion,
>>and regardless what you say,
>>I don't have to bow my head,
>>and I sure don't have to pray.
>>
>>I can wear earrings if I want,
>>and pierce my tongue & nose.
>>I can read & watch just what I like,
>>get tattoos from head to toe.
>>
>>And if you ever spank me,
>>I'll charge you with a crime.
>>I'll back up all my charges,
>>with the marks on my behind.
>>
>>Don't you ever touch me,
>>my body's only for my use,
>>not for your hugs and kisses,
>>that's just more child abuse.
>>
>>Don't preach about your morals,
>>like your Mama did to you.
>>That's nothing more than mind control,
>>And it's illegal too!
>>
>>Mom, I have these children's rights,
>>so you can't influence me,
>>Or I'll call Children's Services Division,
>>better known as C.S .D.
>>
>>Of course my first instinct was
>>To toss him out the door.
>>But the chance to teach him a lesson
>>made me think a little more.
>>
>>I mulled it over carefully,
>>I couldn't let this go.
>>A smile crept upon my face,
>>he's messing with a pro.
>>
>>Next day I took him shopping
>>at the local Goodwill Store.
>>I told him, "Pick out all you want,
>>there's shirts & pants galore.
>>
>>I've called and checked with C.S.D.
>>who said they didn't care
>>if I bought you K-Mart shoes
>>instead of those Nike Airs.
>>
>>I've canceled that appointment
>>to take your driver 's test.
>>The C.S.D. is unconcerned
>>so I'll decide what 's best.
>>
>>I said "No time to stop and eat,
>>or pick up stuff to munch.
>>And tomorrow you can start to learn
>>to make your own sack lunch.
>>
>>Just save the raging appetite,
>>and wait till dinner time.
>>We're having liver & onions
>>A favorite of mine!
>>
>>He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
>>to watch on my VCR?
>>"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
>>for new tires on my car.
>>
>>I also rented out your room,
>>you'll take the couch instead.
>>The C.S.D. requires just
>>a roof over your head.
>>
>>Your clothing won't be trendy now,
>>I'll choose what we eat.
>>That allowance that you used to get,
>>will buy me something neat.
>>
>>I'm selling off your jet ski,
>>dirt-bike & roller blades.
>>Check out the "Parents Bill of Rights,"
>>It's in effect today!
>>
>>Hey hot shot, are you crying,
>>why are you on your knees?
>>Are you asking God to help you out,
>>instead of C.S.D..?
>>
>>Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised
>>teenagers,
>>or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be
>>parents
>>someday, OR ANYONE WHO'D JUST GET A LAUGH