My daughter was being clingy today, I told her she couldn't touch me again because I'd throw up. Well she grabbed my arm and I did a vomitting sound. Well, 4 year olds think that crap is overly entertaining so she kept doing it...over and over..and my dumb ass fed into it. Now my throat is raw and she's still clinging to my side. Everyone say hi to Lauryn...
I should add, my son made my shit list when he got home from school...he's been making "i love mommy' pics all night