Praise the Lard !!!!! (funny ass shit)
Current mood: amused
Category: Religion and Philosophy
Brothers and sisters of the constipation, I am but a humble puppet of the Alrighty Lard. He who sent his only forgotten nephew Jebus Rice to die by the Floss that we might not drown in the yellowy piss of Heck but enter through the chartruse gates of Halo. Fear not Gosh the Alrighty Lard but instead, fear the evil dirty bad rotten fallen angle(<--not a typeo) Licorice(lucifer) better known as the Debit(devil) and his Seamons(demons), for they are out to corrupt and steal your hole. so let us bob our heads in prayer to Gosh the uncle, the nephew and the Hollow Post Ahchew.
Rev. B.S.Shitalker
