To the douche bag who got arrested ya might want to sit down because I'm about to skewer your sorry ass.
1. First off, let me congratulate you on being the first person in my 29 years to make me wish I had been born a Duckbill Platypus instead of a human fucking being. I often condemn my fellow primates for being such idiots but you set a new low today so thanks for that you fucking whore.
2. You are not the Joker ok? The Joker would not have stolen movie posters, he would have blown them up...along with the rest of the theater and everyone inside. Little Orphan Annie might have attempted to steal movie posters though. Next time you get a bright idea like this throw on a wig and sing about animal crackers in your soup got that Daddy Warbucks??
3. If it's worth doing it's worth doing right. How the FUCK did you get caught stealing movie posters??? It's not like you tried to walk out with a few rows of seats! You're so stupid you'd get caught stealing candy from a baby...if the baby didn't kick your ass first.
4. Why so serious? Nice mug shots by the way. For someone who wanted to impersonate the Joker you sure as fuck don't smile much do you? It appears that not only did your parents beat you as a child, but they used the ugly stick to do it.
5. People wonder why I am such a cynic...Geez I cant fucking imagine! The scary part about this is that when Im 80 and crapping uncontrollably I'm going to be relying on you and your generation to keep this country going. If that isn't reason enough for suicide I don't know what is.
No wonder Tigers eat their young!
