Baptism: Guilt at the First Splash
Borrow Money Only From Pessimists they don`t expect it back
God Is Not A Name .it`s A Job Description
Help End Poverty. Eat The Poor.
He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
If At First You Don`t Succeed, Skydiving Isn`t for you.
If You Try To Fail & Succeed, Which Have You?
Other Than That, Mrs Lincoln, how was the show ?
Save the Whales... Collect a whole set.
The Problem With The Gene Pool is there is no lifeguard,
Why Do Psychics Have to Ask You For Your Name?
6x6x6 Lumber of the Beast
667: The Neighbor of the Beast
A Day Without Sunshine is, Like, Night
Always Remember You`re Unique Just Like Everyone else
Change is Inevitable. Struggle is an Option.
Don`t Steal The Government Hates Competition
Dyslexic Devil Worshippers Sell Their Souls To Santa
I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
I`ve Run Out Of Sick Days,So I`m Calling in Dead
