TheAmbassadorOfRomanceInVenus's blog: "Appreciating Romantic Friends"

Well, Dear, Dear Venusians, and Fellow Martians, I can guarantee one thing - you WON'T find this in the AMA Journal! If there IS any moral herein to prove, it is that while we are DIFFERENT, once in a great while (usually MONTHLY for some ODD reason?) we people from two distinct Planets do find a COMMON ground - SEXUAL DESIRE! Albeit RARE, can be quite SATISFYING - when BOTH parties are attuned, that is! .. Once upon a time, in a Land far, far Away, Let’s call it the Lower Region, Okay? It was Empty and Barren; there was no Life. Then along came Tester, from Testosterone, seeking a Wife. A Spaceship landed with Ester, from Estrogen, a town in Venus, She had really nice “Hooters” but Alas, no Penis! Tester, a Martian, lacked any Luster inside his Head, Being most Horny, he thought with his “Member” Instead. Ester was Earnest, and Eager, just like a Beaver. While Tester was Sly and Slippery, a Great Deceiver. One had a Void, like The Great Divide, The other a Promontory, Seeking to Hide. When Tester met Ester, his blood did Fester, Eruption, Erection – how could he Enrapture and Best Her? He Scratched his Head, and then his Butt, Jus’ Twat can I do, to Make the Cut? He Puffed up his Chest, Bellowed like an Ox, Exposed his Golden Tresses, like Goldilocks! Ester pretended to Espy him with Scorn, T’will be a Cold day in Hell, when the Heel Rounds the Horn! She played very Cool, Collected, and Demure, This Martian shall work Hard, ‘til he Learns the Score! He will Wine me and Dine me (no Pun intended) Afore our Hormones get Mixed and Blended! Tester, did Pester Ester, Dogged her like a Puppy, I guess you might say, he was the very First Yuppy! Scratching and Sniffing, Skirting her Chasm, “IF I don’t Score soon, I’ll have a Spasm! Ooh, Ooh, Ooh, I know what I’ll Do – and right Quick, Feed her some Lies, not unlike “Tricky Dick!” “You’re Lovely, You’re Beautiful, You’re my Everything, Now, may I introduce you to Mr. Ding?” “I don’t give a Fig, ‘bout your Ding, or your Dong, Without a Big Ring, and Wedding Bells – you’re Wrong!” “But Baby, Honeybunch, Darlin’, have a Heart!” “No Courtin’ – No Sportin’ – Don’t Put your Horse before my Cart!” ‘Say that you Love me, and We’ll Never Part, Then, Maybe, just Maybe, some Petting will Start!” So, Tester, the Jester, presented Ester with Gifts Galore, He Tested her, and Messed with her, and did Adore! Now Married, with Children, ‘cause he left on his Socks, Little did he Know – he had Really Opened -- Pandora’s BOX!