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Oh I get it!

So this is fantasy land! We all are escaping our daily lives to come be entertained and live that alternate life we don't have or can't have normally. Gee, I have been such an asshole to have forgotten that real life has no place here.

 

So when some guy starts talking to me and being flirty I should totally disregard the fact he has a girlfriend or wife and I should just forget that I have any morals whatsoever too! I apologize for not offering my webcam up for a free show to get your rocks off sir! My very bad! Perhaps you would like my number too so if you feel the need to cum while fantasizing about me or anyone with tits and use me as a voice or moan to aid in this fantasy of yours, here it is. 860-689-5427 feel free to dial it and waste my minutes because lord knows they don't get used otherwise. While I am at it why don't I take some nude photos for you so you can have these too, yes I know my belly fat makes you extremely aroused. Lets not discount my gorgeous tits. I think they are exquisite as well :D

I forgot to be playful and carefree for so long. No wonder I come off as uptight. Really I would love to have your dick up my ass! Absolutely! Let me just bend over and grab some lube from my top drawer. You always knew I was a dirty girl, didn't you? ;) Don't worry we aren't actually going to have sex, we won't have to worry about condoms. This is all a fantasy remember!!

By the way I am truly magnificent in black and white...so perhaps you should always think of me this way.

 

I have enjoyed typing this almost as much as I appreciated the laughter it brought with it. I live firmly in reality! I am not your fantasy girl. No matter what box you'd like to paint me in, I will never be anything but myself. So in my humble opinion, I think you should keep your fantasy out of my reality. There are plenty of people out there who'd enjoy it a bit more than I ever will.

P.S. If I want to play with you in reality..you are well aware of that fact by now!! hahaha

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